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Attention all Townhall VIP members, the one and only Kurt Schlichter is here with another mind-blowing episode of his “Unredacted” podcast! And let me tell you, folks, this exclusive podcast is only for the true patriots who support conservative values. If you haven’t joined the VIP club yet, then you’re missing out on Kurt’s weekly VIP column, the incredibly insightful Stream of Kurtiousness video series, and, of course, this uncensored podcast! It’s like a conservative paradise, where we can freely discuss the issues that matter without the liberal thought police breathing down our necks.
Now, let’s get down to business. If you thought things couldn’t get any worse, buckle up, because it seems like a storm is brewing. And by storm, I mean a catastrophic disaster of epic proportions. You see, the southern border is wide open, my friends. And it’s not just open like a friendly neighbor’s door; it’s wide open like a barn during a tornado! And who’s to blame for this unruly chaos? None other than the desiccated, old, freakish incompetent himself, Joe Biden.
I mean, seriously, folks, can you even fathom the magnitude of stupidity it takes to leave our border vulnerable like this? It’s like leaving your front door unlocked in the middle of the night and expecting nothing bad to happen. It’s an open invitation for scumbags from all over the world to stroll in and wreak havoc on our beloved nation. It’s like Uncle Sam put up a sign saying, “Come on in, criminals! No background checks or paperwork required!”
But wait, there’s more! Not only is our border defense in shambles, but we also have Joe Biden at the helm. I’m sorry, but when I think of Joe Biden, the word “incompetent” comes to mind. It’s like putting a chimpanzee behind the wheel of a Ferrari and expecting him to win the Indy 500. It’s a recipe for disaster, my friends.
So, brace yourselves, because things are about to get a whole lot uglier. With an open border and a bumbling buffoon in charge, we can only expect the worst. It’s like handing a loaded weapon to a toddler and hoping for the best. But fear not, fellow conservatives, because we won’t sit idly by while our country falls apart. It’s time for us to rise up, take a stand, and protect the values that make America great.
In conclusion, my conservative comrades, we’re in for a wild ride. The southern border is wide open, Joe Biden is leading the charge, and the scumbags of the world are sharpening their knives. But don’t lose hope, because we have the power to fight back. Let’s come together, stand firm, and show the world that conservatives won’t back down. Stay tuned for more uncensored truth in Kurt Schlichter’s “Unredacted” podcast, exclusively for Townhall VIP members. And remember, folks, be prepared for strong and explicit language that goes hand-in-hand with exposing the liberal hypocrisy!
