As the holiday season rolls around, one thing becomes abundantly clear: there’s a stark difference between how conservatives and Democrats approach Christmas. While conservatives fill their homes with nativity scenes and sing carols about the birth of Christ, it seems the left would rather throw a chaotic circus in the White House. Recently, Vice President Kamala Harris provided a spectacle so shiver-inducing that even Charles Dickens would have trouble imagining such a ghastly scene at Christmas time. The only thing missing was a side of eggnog to wash it all down.
During a recent holiday event at the White House, the festive cheer was punctured when children corrected Jill Biden’s “Happy Holidays” greeting with enthusiastic shouts of “Merry Christmas!” The look on Jill’s face was priceless, embodying the ever-elusive art of smiling without an ounce of joy in her eyes. This is a classic case of kids calling out the blatant hypocrisy of the left, showing that while the adults may be trying to sidestep the big “C” word, these youngsters clearly understand the importance of keeping Christ in Christmas. It’s like watching a game of charades gone wrong—except in this case, the audience is the entire nation.
Meanwhile, as children drooled over their toys during a Marine Corps Reserve event, social media erupted with reactions that echoed the sentiments of those little ones. The internet predictably had a field day, with users proclaiming victories for the “anti-woke” crowd. Watching a group of kids embrace Christmas cheer amidst a backdrop of cringe-worthy performances is as heartening as it is hysterical. Even President Joe Biden, after attempting to sprinkle in some holiday spirit with a bizarre dance number, managed to bungle his message by mumbling a half-hearted “Merry Christmas” before rushing back to the dreary reality he calls a Christmas celebration.
Looking at the decorations, you might think the White House was hosting a competition for the most garish holiday display. The decor this season has been described as a “freak show,” so far removed from traditional Christmas that you might expect it to feature on a reality TV special titled “When Holiday Cheer Goes Wrong.” The only thing that could redeem the situation would be a good old-fashioned cleaning during a Trump presidency, where classics get a standing ovation and the only freaks in attendance know how to put on a real show.
While Trump often reminds us about making Christmas great again, the current administration is drowning in a tide of absurdity. The merry-go-round of bizarre performances, clashing visuals, and questionable holiday messages has left many yearning for just a little traditional holiday cheer. It’s almost as if the Democrats have forgotten the true meaning of the season amidst their endless creativity—or lack thereof. Give it time, and perhaps Kamala Harris’ rendition of a holiday classic will be the butt of jokes for years to come.
So as the days get shorter and jingle bells ring in the background, remember this fundamental truth: Christmas is still about joy, faith, and a little bit of eggnog—not the merry mess that Democrats seem to think it is. It’s about celebrating the birth of Christ, not engaging in a bizarre contest of who can throw the gaudiest holiday party. In the ever-growing culture war, it looks like the kids have taken the trading card for this round: Merry Christmas, indeed!