Staff ReportsIt seems America has become a playground where two very different groups are vying for attention: the real-life superheroes working to make a difference and the pretend Avengers performing a cringe-fest on Zoom. You know the type—the Hollywood elite trying to convince us they’re on the front lines of democracy while looking like they forgot to shower. It’s like watching a bad high school play where the stars were replaced with mannequins. Just when you thought things couldn’t get any sillier, these actors dialed up the desperation and decided to go all out for Kamala Harris!
The buzz started when a gaggle of Hollywood’s finest—people whose most significant achievement lately seems to involve trying to cancel their own careers—decided to host a video call for the Democratic Party. It was supposed to be an inspiring rallying cry for voters but instead resembled a gathering of the world’s least convincing superheroes. Imagine Iron Man telling you he’s “down with democracy” while looking like he’d lose a fight with a pillow. What a visual! Just picture the awkwardness as they fumbled through their script, clearly not rehearsed for such “drama.” If this is how they plan to save democracy, we might as well lock the doors and throw away the key!
Meanwhile, on a brighter note, real-life heroes like Chris Pratt have been busy spreading messages that mean something. Instead of performing with cringeworthy theatrics, Pratt uses his celebrity status to share values he believes in—faith, kindness, and the reminder that you’re probably not perfect (and that’s okay!). His advice? Simple but powerful. He’d rather guide fans toward self-improvement than roll out a list of catchphrases like “Kamala forever.” Now, that’s an endorsement people can get behind!
The stark contrast between Pratt’s message and the Zoom “Avengers” couldn’t be more pronounced. If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to stand up for something genuine in a world full of glittering distractions, look at these two groups. On one hand, you have the folks trying to change the world with hard work and integrity. On the other, you’ve got a bunch of rich theater kids playing dress-up over Zoom, desperately trying to convince America they care about the average citizen—while locked in their mansions. Talk about being tone-deaf!
And let’s not forget about the immediate backlash. Social media’s response seems swift and unforgiving, with viewers chiming in to deliver all sorts of delightful snark. Turning off comments is usually a clear indicator that the performer knows they’ve hit rock bottom. When even the Hollywood “A-listers” can’t take the heat, it’s time to wrap it up and call it a day. Who knew our entertainers would become so fragile!
In a fantasy world, we often see heroes soar to great heights. But in real life, heroes don’t wear capes; they wield principles, values, and a touch of humor. While the Hollywood elite bumbles through scripted nonsense, the true Avengers—be it Elon Musk innovating technology or Chris Pratt courageously standing by his beliefs—prove that real courage takes more than just a costume; it also requires substance. So, as November approaches, let’s remember who we should be listening to and maybe let the Hollywood crowd stick to their day jobs—like keeping us entertained, preferably without the Zoom theatrics!
