Staff Reports
In a shocking admission that rattles our nation’s faith in its leaders, it has come to light that Joe Biden’s presidency used a shadowy device known as the “autopen” to dish out pardons like candy without his direct approval. Despite pompously declaring that he was the mastermind behind every clemency decision, reliable sources have revealed that Biden had no personal hand in approving these unprecedented acts of leniency. Can you believe it? Over 8,000 pardons, orchestrated by bureaucratic backroom deals, acting under the guise of the once-respected office of the President.
Joe Biden's January 19th "pardons" were all identical. NYT just confirmed that his staff authorized the use of autopen for them.
Fauci, Milley, J6 Committee, etc. pic.twitter.com/plt6Tjvw28
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This farce of accountability is nothing short of a scandal of epic proportions. Biden’s team claims that he “authorized” these pardons after setting broad guidelines, but let’s be real. It is virtually impossible for this aging career politician to have paid any meaningful attention to the individual fates decided by these sweeping and suspiciously inconsistent standards. Compared to the previous administration’s straightforward and significantly fewer acts, Biden’s tenure reeks of disorganization and unchecked power.
We shouldn’t gloss over the fact that right in the middle of this autopen debacle, Biden’s own doctor suspiciously dodged inquiry into his health, pleading the Fifth like it’s a get-out-of-jail-free card. If there’s nothing to hide, why the secrecy about the President’s cognitive fitness? Perhaps it’s because the autopen, with its mockery of genuine leadership, expertly masked the President’s decline. It let faceless aides play God with the fates of thousands while Biden rested in blissful ignorance.
And, surprise, surprise, the usual suspects on the left are scrambling to defend this sham. Their excuse? That handling this deluge of clemency decisions would have been an impossible task for one man. Yet, isn’t that why the President’s role is so crucial—to take responsibility, make lists, and not pawn off his duties? But here we are, watching yet another empty spectacle staged by the liberal elite while they connive to rewrite the rules of governance.
The GOP must seize this opportunity and hold those accountable who allowed such a travesty. Americans deserve transparency, not theater. They crave truth, not tricks. If Biden truly cared about the nation he served, wouldn’t he ensure his pardons were as thoughtful as they were numerous? Instead, one has to wonder: How many more secrets are hidden beneath the stroke of an autopen?
