Staff Reports
Oh boy, hold on to your seatbelts folks, because the border crisis is causing some turbulence in the skies! According to the director of the Air Marshal National Council, Sonya LaBosco, your friendly neighborhood air marshals are spread thin because they’re too busy chasing Trump supporters and anyone who happened to take a flight to Washington D.C. on January 6, 2021. Can you believe it?
🚨🚨 REPORT: Federal Air Marshals Have Tracked Anyone Who Flew To D.C. Region On January 6https://t.co/y66W7FrJ4h
— 🇺🇸🇺🇸Josh Dunlap🇺🇲🇺🇲 ULTRA-MAGA (@JDunlap1974) November 26, 2023
LaBosco spilled the beans to none other than Fox News, revealing that the poor air marshals are being pulled away from their regular missions of keeping us safe from the bad guys. So, next time you’re on a flight, don’t expect to see any air marshals hanging around, since they’re too busy playing detective on flights full of innocent people.
But wait, it gets even better (or worse, depending on how you look at it). Apparently, the “primary mission” of the air marshals right now is to shadow those innocent souls who dared to fly into the Capitol region in the days before the January 6 protests. That means job interview candidates, grieving individuals attending funerals, and folks visiting their families are all on the government’s hit list.
Now, you might be thinking, “But they didn’t do anything wrong!” Well, guess what? That doesn’t matter to Big Brother. These poor innocent souls have been slapped with the label of “domestic terrorist” just because they happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. It’s guilt by association, folks, and it’s downright un-American.
And don’t even get us started on the fact that the FBI got their hands on transaction logs from Bank of America for anyone in the D.C. or Northern Virginia area on January 5 or 6. Tens of thousands of Americans were dragged into this mess, even if they had zero involvement with the protests. Talk about a violation of privacy!
So, there you have it, folks. Thanks to the border crisis and a not-so-subtle obsession with tracking Trump supporters, the skies aren’t as friendly as they used to be. Maybe it’s time to bring some common sense back into our security measures and let the air marshals focus on their actual mission of catching the real bad guys. Just a thought.
