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Ballot Bandit Strikes: Voter Fraud Caught on Cam!

It’s time to grab a hot cup of apple cider and cozy up with the latest news on potential voter fraud! NBC10 Boston recently got its hands on some jaw-dropping footage from a man’s Ring camera that appears to show a sneaky lady swiping ballots from his mailbox. Oh boy, here we go again with the classic tale of “voter fraud” that the liberal media insists is as rare as a unicorn sighting!

The poor gentleman, who decided to remain anonymous, was in for a shock when he strolled down to his local polling place on Election Day and was told he had already cast his vote. Say what now? Yup, that’s right, folks! The plot thickens as the man whipped out the footage from his Ring camera and dialed up the police faster than you can say “Democracy in action.”

Now, Essex County District Attorney’s Office and Secretary of State William Galvin are on the case, sniffing around for any whiff of potential voter hanky-panky. Galvin is ready to dive deep into all those ballots in Lawrence, Massachusetts and get to the bottom of this sneaky business. He’s even considering reaching out to folks who supposedly voted by mail. It’s a regular ol’ voter fraud bonanza, y’all!

And if that wasn’t enough, there’s another report from a lady in Lawrence whose in-person vote is hanging in the balance. She claims her signature was forged on a mail-in ballot and she’s twiddling her thumbs, waiting for elections officials to make a decision. It’s like a real-life political thriller, but without the popcorn.

Hold onto your hats, folks, because the drama doesn’t stop there! Newsflash: stealing mail is a big federal no-no, and let’s just say the feds might be knocking on some doors very soon. Can you say “investigation time” in Bahstonian?

Oh, and just to keep things spicy, the article conveniently left out which candidates these potentially pilfered votes were for. But we can take a wild guess, can’t we? Let’s just say it rhymes with “Schmepublican” and leave it at that!

That’s all for now, folks. Join the “Relentless Podcast” with Kyle Becker for more on this nail-biting saga!

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