Staff Reports
In a world where political correctness reigns supreme, it’s hard not to chuckle when you witness the desperate gymnastics performed by some Democrats trying to justify their ever-evolving positions on gender. Recently, our pal Pierre Mar took to the streets to pose a simple question, one that seemingly leaves the left scrambling like a cat on a hot tin roof: “How many genders are there?” Spoiler alert: you won’t believe the answers he received!
Now, as Pierre ambles around, you can almost hear the gears grinding in the heads of his interviewees. Some of them sounded like they were trying to solve a Rubik’s Cube while riding a unicycle. One well-intentioned fellow was thrown for such a loop that he ended up declaring there are “at least two.” At least? Not exactly the emphatic declaration you’d expect from someone championing gender diversity. But let’s give him some credit—it’s a step up from simply saying “I guess?”
Carrying the banner for the binary side was none other than Donald Trump, who made it clear that the options are male and female. In an expertly comedic moment, Pierre’s interlocutors tried to pin him down to a specific number, only to flounder like fish out of water. “So, besides male and female, how many are we talking about?” Poor Harry on the street got hit with question after question and quickly found himself lost in the weeds. It almost felt like a game show where the contestant had no idea what the prize was, all while Pierre floated on by, smirking.
This is the kind of brilliant irony we’ve come to love: the very same folks who push for gender fluidity and a spectrum of identities can’t even handle the simple task of counting. It’s like watching a magician who fumbles their tricks and then convinces the audience to “just believe!” As if they were trying to convince us gender is a buffet where you can pile your plate high with various options but can’t name any of them. How’s that for clarity?
But here’s where the humor truly lies. On one hand, we have this ever-growing list of genders that progressive activists seemingly can’t keep straight. On the other, we have the stubborn, time-tested concept of male and female, which refuses to budge despite the constant push for “more options.” It’s like watching a stand-up comic bomb with their material; but hey, at least they’re trying—and failing spectacularly!
In a culture where everyone seems to be racing to adopt the latest social trends, it’s refreshing to see folks like Pierre reminding us that clarity and humor can go hand in hand. Because at the end of the day, whether it’s confusing genders or just trying to figure out who can access the lemonade stand, it’s these moments that bring a smile to our faces—while shining a spotlight on the silliness of it all. So here’s to straightforward answers, missed comedic moments, and hopefully—just hopefully—keeping it all at least two genders.
