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Biden Begs Taylor Swift to Save Sinking Reelection Campaign

President Biden’s reelection hopes are looking pretty grim, folks. Despite what the liberal media wants you to believe, most polls now show that former President Trump is actually ahead. It’s gotten so bad that the Biden Administration is desperately trying to recruit pop star Taylor Swift to save their sinking ship.

According to a report in the Washington Post, the White House sees Swift as a valuable ally due to her advocacy for women’s rights. They’re practically begging for her endorsement, hoping it will sway some undecided voters. Kate Bedingfield, a member of Biden’s team, even suggested that Swift could use her platform to explain why everyone should vote for Biden and Harris. Oh boy, as if we needed more celebrities telling us how to think!

Mitch Landrieu, another Biden campaign co-chair, expressed his desire for Swift’s support as well. He admitted that he had no clue if she would actually come forward, but he sure would love to have her endorsement. Of course, Democrats love celebrity endorsements because they think it will trick people into voting for their disastrous policies. Sorry, Biden, but we don’t need a pop star to tell us who to vote for.

Leave it to conservative commentator Jack Posobiec to see through the Democrats’ plans. He boldly declared that the Democrats are planning to use Taylor Swift for their shady ballot harvesting operations. You see, they want to manipulate the voting process by collecting ballots and only counting the ones that benefit them. It’s a tactic straight out of their playbook, folks!

But wait, it gets even crazier. Fox News host Jesse Watters uncovered a bizarre connection between Taylor Swift and the intelligence community. Apparently, four years ago, the Pentagon considered turning her into an asset during a NATO meeting. And get this, they wanted to use her to combat online misinformation. So basically, they wanted her to brainwash us with their liberal propaganda. It’s like something out of a sci-fi movie, folks.

So there you have it. The Biden Administration is so desperate that they’re hoping Taylor Swift will swoop in and save them from their own failures. But we see through their tactics. We don’t need a pop star or the intelligence community telling us how to vote. We can think for ourselves and make informed decisions based on conservative values and common sense. Let’s not fall for their celebrity tricks, folks. Stick with your principles and support the conservative cause.

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