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President Joe Biden, the man with more speeches than a Shakespeare play, is gearing up for his third State of the Union address, and if you’re looking for a way to spice up the evening, the Washington Examiner has just the game for you – bingo! As Biden prepares to grace the halls of Congress with his presence for the fourth time, grab your bingo card and get ready for some political entertainment.
The bingo card features all the classic Biden phrases, from his thoughts on “MAGA Republicans” to his beloved “malarkey.” You’ll also find spaces for potential hot topics, like his pitch for re-election and the possibility of addressing the Roe v. Wade decision. And don’t forget about spotting Senator Kyrsten Sinema, who may once again steal the show with a jaw-dropping fashion statement. And of course, keep an eagle eye on Vice President Kamala Harris and House Speaker Mike Johnson for extra bingo opportunities.
It’s another one. State of the Union Bingo 2024. pic.twitter.com/MTldLkhECh
— Alonzo Solarez (@AlonzoSolarez) March 8, 2024
The guaranteed spot to mark off on your bingo card? When Biden triumphantly declares, “The state of the union is strong.” It’s a classic line, with a long history, but who knows – maybe he’ll surprise us all and pull a President Ford by saying it’s “not good.” Watch out for that one!
So, as the clock ticks towards 9 p.m. EST, get yourself ready for some political bingo action and tune in to witness the spectacle that is President Biden’s State of the Union address. If you love politics and bingo, it’s the ultimate mash-up – and a chance to have some fun while witnessing history in the making!
