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Whoa, hold the phone – hold it! Did you hear that President Joe Biden just turned 81? Eighty-one, can you believe it? And here’s the kicker, folks — that makes him the oldest president to ever sit in the Oval Office. Yes, you heard that right! The oldest! Now, that’s sure to raise some eyebrows and maybe even make you drop your jaw in disbelief.
The Democratic Party should be ashamed of itself for enabling this.
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— Conservative Tribune (@conserv_tribune) November 20, 2023
But wait, there’s more! Not only is Biden breaking records, he’s shattering them! He’s been breaking his own record every year since he hit 78! That’s right, folks, he’s been making history left and right.
So, let’s take a stroll down memory lane and see where old Joe stacks up against some other presidents. Andrew Jackson, the fifth oldest president, left office at the ripe old age of 69. And hold onto your hats, because we’re just getting started. Dwight D. Eisenhower left the White House at 70. Now, here’s where it starts to get real juicy! Donald Trump left at 74, and beloved Ronald Reagan, a Republican LEGEND, left office at 77. But get this – Biden just surpassed Reagan by a whopping four years!
And here’s the kicker: If Biden wins re-election (yeah, good luck with that), he would be a sprightly 82 at his inauguration and a whopping 86 at the end of his second term! Can you even imagine? That’s practically a whole decade older than good ol’ Reagan when he left office!
Now, hold onto your socks because it doesn’t stop there. Kaiser Permanente, a big-shot health network, has some tips for 80-year-olds like Biden. Get this, folks – they recommend avoiding falls. And we all know about Biden’s well-documented struggles with staying vertical. They also say to socialize and stay active. But if you’ve seen Biden’s interactions with his handlers and his lackluster beach outings, you might question just how social and active he is.
Look, this isn’t a laughing matter. Biden is already showing signs of being a not-so-healthy 80-year-old. Who knows what kind of shape he’ll be in after four more years in the White House? That alone should make anyone pause and think real hard before casting a vote for the man.
Bottom line, folks, the numbers aren’t lying. They’re screaming from the rooftops: “This president is old – really, really old!” Let’s hope America wakes up and smells the coffee before it’s too late.
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Wow, what a whirlwind of a story! Can you believe all of this is happening in real life? So, remember, folks, stay vigilant and keep fighting the good fight.
