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Alright, buckle up folks, because Spencer is coming in hot with the coverage of that bananas press conference old Sleepy Joe, er, President Biden held last night. Let’s just say, it was a total trainwreck. The president thought it was a good idea to get in front of the nation after the release of the report from Special Counsel Robert Hur. Hur’s investigation into Biden’s mishandling of classified material had everyone whispering “Hillary Clinton 2.0.” Apparently, Biden purposefully kept documents he shouldn’t have and didn’t store them properly. But get this, the guy is too old and senile to face any charges. Classic move, right?
Did You Catch Joe Biden's Massive Lie About the Special Counsel Report?
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The real kicker is that Biden’s own team is sweating bullets over his memory degradation. They’re terrified that it’s going to derail his 2024 re-election bid. And frankly, it’s a valid concern, considering the guy can’t even remember where he left his aviators, let alone sensitive national security details.
So, here’s the million-dollar question: how can a man be too far gone to face criminal charges but still fit to run the whole darn country? It just doesn’t add up. And that’s why people were scratching their heads wondering who in their right mind thought this presser was a good call. But let’s be real, Biden didn’t really have a choice. He had to tackle the whole “Mr. Magoo” narrative head-on. The problem? He stumbled and bumbled all over the place. Even CNN asked if he should do the decent thing and step down to make way for a more mentally capable Democrat to take the reins.
But wait, there’s more! In the middle of all the chaos, Biden told a whopper of a lie about the special counsel report and his ghostwriter. He’s out here claiming he never spilled classified info to Mark Zwonitzer, but surprise, surprise – he did! The guy should’ve been slapped with obstruction charges for destroying audio tapes once he caught wind of the feds sniffing around. This whole charade is a mess, and it’s about as believable as a unicorn trotting through the White House lawn.
And get this, Biden was tight as can be with this ghostwriter dude. They were practically attached at the hip while working on not one, but two memoirs. But according to the report, Biden was about as clumsy with classified info as a bull in a china shop, and he shared classified info with Zwonitzer while they were working on the second book. But don’t you worry your pretty little head, because the report says no criminal charges are on the table for good ol’ Biden. It’s a head-scratcher for sure.
CNN even chimed in, calling out Biden’s fibs about the whole classified documents debacle. They’re not buying what he’s selling, and frankly, I’m not either. The evidence is as clear as day, and it’s not painting a pretty picture for ol’ Joe.
A former prosecutor – from CNN of all places, mind you – even admitted that Biden skated closer to charges than an ice skater at the Winter Olympics. His mishandling of sensitive documents is nothing to sneeze at, and trying to cover it up is just adding fuel to the dumpster fire.
But here’s the kicker: I’m not even surprised that charges aren’t on the table for Biden. I saw that one coming from a mile away. But here’s the real zinger – this whole debacle is more damaging to Biden than any charges could ever be. The guy’s practically the poster child for memory lapses, and that’s not something you want in a president, let alone a potential candidate for re-election. It’s a punch straight to his 2024 aspirations, and let’s be real, who even knows if we’ll see him on a debate stage at this rate.
And that’s a wrap, folks. Spencer’s given you the lowdown on the hot mess express that was Biden’s press conference, and you can’t say he didn’t warn you. Grab your popcorn, because this political circus is far from over.
