Staff Reports
President Joe Biden and his loyal sidekick, Vice President Kamala Harris, recently hosted a holiday reception for their elite Democratic donors. This event, held in the aftermath of an election that left many of these benefactors feeling a tad bruised—like a piñata after a gang of toddlers has had their way—was aimed at staving off despair and reinforcing the party line. After all, nothing mends the broken spirits of high-rollers like a little holiday cheer mixed with a forced pep talk.
During their remarks, the duo expressed gratitude for the significant gold flowing into the Democrats’ coffers, even as they tried to put a positive spin on the party’s recent woeful performance. Republicans swept in, taking the White House, the Senate, and maintaining their grip on the House—all while donors across the board poured an astonishing $4.7 billion into the electoral fray. A rather impressive figure, one must agree, even if much of it landed in the left-leaning side of the aisle.
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Biden reminds everyone that “getting knocked down” is simply part of the process, as if he were a boxing coach in a ring full of Democrats who just saw their favorite candidate get knocked out in the first round. He offers sage advice that sounds more like a Hallmark card than a political strategy: it’s all about how quickly one stands back up. Meanwhile, Harris, who managed to step into the presidential nominee role after Biden’s campaign took a nosedive following a catastrophic performance in the debates, thanked the donors for their deep pockets and endless gusto.
The fundraising victory for the Democrats is certainly notable, with a notable $2.9 billion raised in comparison to $1.8 billion for Republicans. Harris threw around staggering stats, boasting about a hefty $700 million gathered through 700 fine soirées hosted across the nation. One could almost hear her smile through the screen as she described the networking shindigs where supporters mingled among the woes of everyday Americans. Clearly, those parlor tricks have become the Democrats’ secret weapon—or perhaps a last-ditch effort to connect with the average Joe.
Despite the thud of defeat echoing in the room, Biden attempted to rally the troops, suggesting they should feel proud of their achieved “signature” accomplishments. Apparently, a $1 trillion infrastructure bill, a burst of semiconductor manufacturing, and a massive spending spree on climate initiatives represent the Democrats at their most triumphant. Certainly, no one can argue with his ability to view victory through rose-colored glasses, even if the general public might beg to differ.
All the while, as Biden prepares to exit stage left come January, he insists he will stay politically engaged. With eyes fixed on Harris, he confidently confirms her future in the party, as if he were casting a spell over what is already perceived as a shaky next chapter. The notion that she isn’t going anywhere might bring some light chuckles among conservatives who see the potential for further political misadventures. The Democrats may be counting their blessings, but for those watching from the right, it seems the best entertainment yet is just beginning.
