Staff Reports
The liberal media has been buzzing with news that “Sleepy Joe” Biden is finally making his way down to the border after three whole years of ignoring the border crisis. Yes, you heard that right folks! The man who’s been hiding out in his basement for the better part of his presidency is now deciding to venture down to the southern border with Mexico. What a sight to see!
But hold onto your MAGA hats, because the true reason behind this sudden trip is as shady as a back alley deal. It seems that ol’ Biden is feeling the heat, with President Trump planning a visit to the border at the same time. Talk about a political showdown! But we all know Biden’s handlers are just sending him down there to steal the spotlight from the real dealmaker, President Trump.
Biden Follows Trump's Lead With Surprise Trip https://t.co/EovDQkucvr
— Disenfranchised (@BostonSweetSox) February 26, 2024
Now, let’s take a quick trip down memory lane, shall we? This won’t be Biden’s first rodeo at the border. Oh no, he made a pit stop in El Paso last year, but not before they cleaned up those pesky federal government detention centers. Talk about a real stand-up move, Biden! But even local reporters saw through his charade, calling it a “dog and pony show” that “didn’t get to the heart of the issue.” A dog and pony show at the border? Only “Sleepy Joe” could pull off such a stunt!
And if you thought Biden’s sudden change of heart was because he actually wanted to solve the immigration crisis, think again! The real reason is as clear as day. It’s all just a desperate attempt to steal the limelight from President Trump. It’s as if Biden’s handlers are trying to play a game of “Whac-A-Mole” with President Trump’s public appearances. But let’s be honest, folks, this little stunt won’t fool anyone. The American people know that “Sleepy Joe” is single-handedly responsible for the worst immigration crisis in history.
But wait, there’s more! The White House still hasn’t commented on the tragic murder of Laken Riley, a 22-year-old nursing student, at the hands of Jose Antonio Ibarra, a Venezuelan criminal who came into the country illegally. And who protected her? Certainly not “Sleepy Joe.” The blame falls squarely on his shoulders.
But the plot thickens, my fellow patriots! Not only is Biden making a sudden border trip, but he’s coincidentally timing it with President Trump’s visit to the border. It’s as if Biden’s handlers are saying, “Anything you can do, I can do better!” But we all know who the real border champion is, don’t we?
And let’s not forget that Biden is also reportedly considering some executive action to try and make up for reversing dozens of effective Trump immigration policies. But let’s not be fooled, folks. We all know who the real border warrior is, and it’s not “Sleepy Joe.”
So, buckle up, America, because it looks like we’re in for a wild ride as “Sleepy Joe” tries to play border games to save face. But we won’t be duped by this political circus. We know who truly has the best interest of our country at heart – and it’s definitely not “Sleepy Joe” and his band of handlers. Keep your eyes on the border, folks!
