Staff Reports
Uh oh, folks! It looks like President Sleepy Joe Biden might be in some serious trouble. A new poll commissioned by CNN, the masters of fake news, suggests that he could be booted out of the oval office in next year’s election. And to add insult to injury, it seems that not only is former President Donald Trump beating him by a single point, but other Republicans are giving him a run for his money too.
According to this eye-opening poll conducted by the SSRS Opinion Panel, Biden is getting his butt kicked by nearly every Republican hopeful. Can you believe it? Even former United Nations Ambassador Nikki Haley is leaving him in the dust, beating him by a whopping six points! It’s clear that the American people are already missing the days of strong and decisive leadership under Trump.
But wait, there’s more! Biden also falls short when pitted against former Vice President Mike Pence, South Carolina Sen. Tim Scott, and former New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie. It’s a Republican takeover, my friends. The only glimmer of hope for Biden is that he’s tied with Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis. But we all know that DeSantis is a rising star in the GOP, so it’s only a matter of time before he leaves Biden in his dust too.
And it gets even worse for Sleepy Joe. The poll reveals that Americans have serious concerns about his physical and mental competence. A whopping 73% of respondents admitted to being “seriously concerned” about Biden’s ability to function as president. Can you blame them? I mean, have you seen the guy stumble through his speeches? It’s like watching a circus act.
But here’s the real kicker. Even members of Biden’s own party are having doubts. The poll shows that only one third of Democrats and Democratic-leaning independent voters actually want Biden as their nominee again. That’s a significant drop from 44% just a few months ago. Seems like even his own party is realizing that he’s not up to the task of leading this great nation.
Now, let’s not forget to take a trip down memory lane. CNN’s senior data reporter, Harry Enten, highlighted that this poll is a far cry from what we saw four years ago. Back in 2020, there wasn’t a single CNN poll where Donald Trump scored higher than Biden. The tables have clearly turned, folks. It’s clear as day that the American people are longing for strong Republican leadership.
So, buckle up, folks. The winds of change are blowing, and they’re not in Biden’s favor. It’s time to make America great again and kick Sleepy Joe out of office. The American people deserve leadership that can actually stay awake and get the job done. It’s time for Republicans to rise to the occasion and save this great nation from the disastrous policies of the left.
