Staff Reports
A light bulb replacement request at the Biden White House has become a comedy routine in political circles. The punchline? It takes zero aides to change a light bulb because they prefer President Biden to remain in the dark—literally and figuratively. This is hardly breaking news, considering the administration has become famous for its penchant for avoiding clarity and transparency.
In a world where communication is key, it seems the Biden team has opted for a blackout. Whether it’s on critical policy issues or even basic public appearances, the aides have chosen the coziness of shadows over the spotlight. As the President stumbles through his public engagements—a bit like trying to find the light switch in a pitch-black room—conservatives are left questioning if the lights have ever been on in the West Wing at all.
The irony isn’t lost on anyone. Here we are in 2023, grappling with inflation, an open border, and international tensions, yet those in charge are keeping their leader in the dark about the real issues the American people care about. The Biden administration appears to operate under their own dimly-lit playbook, seemingly oblivious to the chaos swirling outside the Oval Office.
Biden is now just wandering the White House lawn by himself.
Really would be great to know who is running the country. pic.twitter.com/yfCPEiKDh8
— Joey Mannarino (@JoeyMannarinoUS) August 12, 2024
Perhaps the aides have taken the “out of sight, out of mind” approach to a whole new level. Why bother with tackling pressing matters when they can simply turn the lights off? This leaves room for plenty of policy missteps without anyone noticing—at least until the American people finally shout loud enough to break through the darkness.
As the Biden administration continues to prioritize obscurity, one can’t help but wonder: does anyone in that White House even know where the light bulbs are? The long-standing joke about keeping Biden in the dark has morphed into a biting critique of the administration’s incompetence. For the rest of the nation, the hope is that they’ll soon decide it’s time to shine a light on reality and perhaps even change a bulb or two.
