Staff Reports
Ever since Joe Biden slithered his way into the oval office, he’s been singing the same song and dance: “I know nothing about my family’s shady business deals!” But guess what? The truth always finds a way to the surface, just like that one stubborn piece of broccoli in a bowl of mac and cheese.
The House Oversight Committee just dropped a truth bomb on the Biden family, and boy, is it juicy! Chairman James Comer spilled the beans about a little ol’ check that was made out to none other than President Biden himself. James and Sara Biden pulled out their checkbook and wrote a fat $200,000 check, labeled as a “loan repayment.” Now, ain’t that convenient?
You’ve gotta hand it to Comer, he’s been sniffing out every dirty little secret the Bidens try to bury. And he ain’t stopping now! He wants answers, and he wants ’em now! He’s got his hands on bank records that show this direct payment from James and Sara Biden to Joe Biden. Looks like the cash cow’s got the munchies.
But wait folks, it gets even better. Comer spilled the tea on James Biden’s other shady dealings. Apparently, this guy managed to squeeze a whopping $600,000 in loans out of a financially distressed rural hospital operator called Americore. How? Well, he played that Biden card, of course! He bragged about his last name, thinking it could open doors and get him a sweet Middle Eastern investment. Talk about using your family connections like cheap coupons!
Joe asked us where the money was? Well, we found it.
Americore Health LLC wired $200,000 to James and Sara Biden, and on the same day, James and Sara wrote a $200,000 check to Joe Biden.
This check is how Joe Biden should be remembered. pic.twitter.com/3B2DUpyWsB
— Rep. Lauren Boebert (@RepBoebert) October 21, 2023
So now we’re left with a big ol’ pile of questions. Why in the world did Joe Biden lend his dear brother a huge chunk of change? And more importantly, when did this go down? Was it while Joe was busy gallivanting around as Vice President like some sort of political playboy? This loan repayment smells fishier than a day-old tuna sandwich left out in the sun.
I’m not the only one raising an eyebrow at this sketchy situation. Even legal scholar Jonathan Turley can’t help but join the party. He’s got concerns, folks! If Biden did lend his brother nearly a quarter of a million dollars, wouldn’t that make him a little too invested in his brother’s shoddy influence peddling and questionable company? I mean, come on now, Joe. Can you really claim innocence when you’re swimming in a sea of suspicion?
And let’s not forget about Comer, the hero we all need in Washington. He’s got a burning desire to uncover every stone and unravel every twisted yarn in the Biden family’s web of deception. He’s asking the real hard-hitting questions. Did Joe have similar financial arrangements with other family members? Are they all tossing piles of cash his way like a game of corrupt Monopoly? The truth must be revealed!
Folks, it’s time we hold the Bidens accountable for their slippery ways. Whether it’s shady business deals or questionable loans, this family knows how to play the game. But guess what? We conservatives aren’t fooled that easily. We see through their charades, and we won’t rest until the truth is plastered on every billboard in America. Joe, your reckoning is coming, and it ain’t gonna be pretty.
