Staff Reports
Mother Nature is at it again, and this time she’s making a not-so-subtle political statement right in the heart of Washington, D.C. In what can only be described as a fitting metaphor for the floundering Biden administration, the National Christmas Tree took a nosedive due to heavy winds on Tuesday. It seems even the trees are not immune to the chaos and incompetence emanating from the White House.
'A Fitting Image of the Biden White House': National Christmas Tree Collapses 2 Days Before Lighting Ceremony https://t.co/1izBr6ChiB
— Brian O'Drinkin (@Drinkerman) November 29, 2023
Now, the National Park Service had to step in and save the day by lifting the poor tree back up with a crane. Can you imagine needing a crane to prop up your Christmas tree? It’s almost as if the Biden administration is so weak and unstable that it needs a crane of its own to stay upright. Maybe they should take a cue from the Park Service on how to handle a crisis.
But the drama doesn’t end there. Not only did Mother Nature knock over the tree, but the original tree designated for this year’s festivities had to be axed due to a fungal disease. Talk about rotten luck! It’s like the universe itself is conspiring to sabotage this administration’s every move.
And let’s not even get started on the planned entertainment for the event, featuring none other than the leftist-loving Joe Walsh and St. Vincent. Could the lineup be any more out of touch with traditional America? It’s no wonder the tree couldn’t handle the pressure.
All in all, it’s safe to say that the National Christmas Tree’s tumble is the perfect allegory for the state of the Biden White House. If only they could use a crane to lift themselves out of their slump. Now, where’s the Park Service when you really need them?
