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Biden’s Border Bonanza: Record Illegals, Absurd Court Dates!

The latest news from the border is a doozy, folks. Last year was a complete disaster in terms of illegal immigration, and if you thought it couldn’t get any worse, think again! This year is on track to shatter last year’s record. Since Joe Biden moved into the White House, the border has been a hot mess, with millions of encounters and nearly two million “got-aways” being detected. It’s like a game of hide and seek, except nobody’s really seeking. The situation reached a new low last month, with over 300,000 encounters and tens of thousands of known got-aways slipping in undetected. 

Illegal immigrants who have been given the green light and set free in the good ol’ USA are being told to show up for court dates in 2030 and beyond. 

And let’s not forget about the Biden administration’s stance on all this chaos. They’re trying to stop Texas from enforcing its own laws because, you know, who needs laws anyway? The Justice Department filed a lawsuit against Texas over their new immigration law, and they’re also trying to prevent Border Patrol agents from cutting razor wire that Texas installed on the border. It’s like they’re playing a game of “let’s make it easier for illegal immigration” while simultaneously suing anyone who tries to do something about it. 

They’re saying, “Texas, we’re full. Don’t send us any more migrants,” while still insisting on their sanctuary policies that are causing the chaos in the first place. It’s like having a leak in the boat and then telling the person with the bucket to stop bailing water. 

But fear not, because Texas Governor Greg Abbott is firing back, signing laws left and right to stop illegal immigration and refusing to back down. He’s not afraid to take on the pro-illegal immigration brigade, even if it means going to court. He’s like a cowboy in the wild west, standing his ground and saying, “Not on my watch!”

And let’s not forget about New York City’s Mayor Eric Adams, who’s trying to restrict buses from Texas but getting a taste of his own medicine when Texas starts dropping off migrants in New Jersey. It’s like a game of political chess, with each side trying to outmaneuver the other. Who will make the next move? It’s anyone’s guess!

In the midst of all this chaos, the Biden administration has the audacity to blame Texas for the “failure of governance” at the border while also suing Texas to stay out of border enforcement. It’s like they’re playing a game of hot potato, passing the blame around and hoping no one notices. 

 

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