Staff Reports
President Biden Abandons the United Nations Climate Summit and Monetary Global Warming
Without a doubt, oh boy! People, President Biden has once again done it. Reportedly, he has resolved to postpone his attendance at the United Nations climate summit in Dubai this year. Are you able to trust it? Since assuming office, this will be the first time he plays hooky from the major climate change powwow. Eco-friendly individuals are not exactly pleased with this, to put it mildly.
Hostile environment: Biden skipping U.N. climate talks for first time as president, irking activists https://t.co/Pzwv6m5HGJ
— Jeffrey A. Setaro (@jasetaro) November 27, 2023
There are those who argue that the president's absence is tantamount to disrespecting Mother Nature. Environmentalists who support green energy are enraged, alleging that Vice President Biden's purported "green energy agenda" is insufficient to combat climate change. They are positively hysterical and are not averse to producing a buzzing sound. An activist even characterized Biden's absence as unequivocally demonstrating his disregard for climate action. Ouch!
However, readers need not be alarmed, as the White House is prepared to intervene with some strategic spin-writing. Special Climate Envoy John Kerry, Senior Adviser John Podesta, and National Climate Advisor Ali Zaidi are all scheduled to attend the summit. Their presence is being hailed by the White House as an opportunity to "continue to build upon the administration's historic actions to combat the climate crisis." Truly historic, no? When we see it, we will be convinced.
The primary purpose of the United Nations climate summit is for world leaders to convene and discuss strategies to reduce greenhouse gas emissions. However, hold on to your hats, because the oil-rich United Arab Emirates is the host nation of this year's celebration. It is safe to say that this has at least two environmentalists raising an eyebrow. The fact that Sultan Ahmed Al Jaber, an energy magnate, has been appointed as the summit's president-designate does not sit well with them. Consider the term "awkward"!
And just when you thought it couldn't get any crazier, activists claim that Biden is authorizing significant oil and gas projects on federal lands and waters despite his efforts to transition the United States away from fossil fuels. He is being called out for rapidly eroding his credibility in the manner of a leaking faucet. Even Greta Thunberg's youth-led climate organization is enraged, claiming that Biden's climate action is completely nonsensical. It is horrifying!
The White House press secretary attempted to defuse controversy when questioned about the president's intentions by stating that Biden would "continue to rally not only moral leaders, but obviously rally here as well, and ensure that we prioritize his climate ambition actions." Count on your own good fortune with that, friend.
At this time, the precise reason Biden is ignoring the climate summit remains unknown. Certain individuals speculate that he is burdened with numerous responsibilities, including coordinating foreign aid packages, financing the federal government, and facilitating hostage negotiations between Israel and Hamas. However, let us not overlook the individuals who are ostensibly at the forefront of addressing the issue of climate change. Respected individuals, priorities!
Overall, President Biden appears to have a substantial amount of explaining to do. Eliminating himself from a significant climate summit will not garner him any favor with those who advocate for trees. However, who knows? It is possible that he is devising an ambitious scheme to safeguard the planet. Friends, only time will tell. The next episode of "Biden and the Climate Crisis" will air shortly.
