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On Wednesday, the 80-year-old Joe Biden, who seems to be in a perpetual state of confusion, shuffled out of the White House sporting some odd markings on his face. Naturally, the media and other sharp-eyed observers were buzzing with speculation, wondering what on earth could have caused those strange indentations. Well, it turns out that old Sleepy Joe has hopped on the CPAP machine bandwagon to deal with his chronic sleep apnea. Those marks are from the straps of the device, which he apparently wears extra tight. Maybe too tight, Joe?
Mysterious Markings Seen On Biden's Face Before Leaving The White House, Bloomberg Reporter Reveals Why.. .. https://t.co/nSOiTedecz
— 🇺🇸🇺🇸Josh Dunlap🇺🇲🇺🇲 ULTRA-MAGA (@JDunlap1974) June 28, 2023
For those who are unaware, a CPAP machine is a contraption that continuously blows pressurized air into the user’s throat to keep it from collapsing during sleep, allowing for uninterrupted breathing. It’s supposed to help with sleep apnea, a condition where people intermittently stop breathing while they snooze. Now, the fact that Joe Biden has recently decided to become BFFs with a CPAP machine is hardly surprising. After all, it seems like this guy can’t catch a wink without some mechanical intervention. But the real question is: why can’t he get a good night’s sleep, even with all those millions of dollars he’s raking in from book deals and speaking gigs?
Straps from the face gear from the sleep apnea device, which Biden wears overnight, has left marks on his face in recent days. CPAP helps improve sleep quality and reduce snoring, per National Institutes of Health. Story by @jendeben and me: https://t.co/sXLn8nEqZQ
— Jennifer Jacobs (@JenniferJJacobs) June 28, 2023
Now, to be fair, nobody likes to have a rough night’s sleep. We’ve all been there — tossing and turning, counting imaginary sheep, and cursing the alarm clock. But when the leader of the free world can’t even manage to say the word “concentrated” without tripping over his own tongue, perhaps it’s time to reassess his fitness for the job. During his recent economic address in Chicago, Biden struggled like a fish out of water, attempting to pronounce the word “concentrated” multiple times, only to fumble and stumble his way through it. In a moment of desperation, he even substituted the word “consecrated,” leaving everyone scratching their heads in confusion.
Leave it to Fox News to have some fun with this debacle. They offered real-time fact-checking, which is always a delight when it comes to Joe Biden’s speeches. Let’s face it, his claims are often riddled with half-truths and outright falsehoods. It’s like listening to a master storyteller weaving a tale of fantasy and fiction. Except, you know, he’s the President of the United States and not some bedtime storyteller.
All in all, this CPAP machine situation is just another example of Biden’s lackluster performance. If he can’t even pronounce a simple word correctly, how can we expect him to make sound decisions for our economy and the American people? It’s time for the media to stop making excuses for his numerous flubs and start holding him accountable. The American people deserve better than a president who can’t even use a CPAP machine properly, let alone lead our great nation.
