Staff Reports
In a shocking turn of events, it seems President Biden’s German Shepard, Commander, is turning into quite the troublemaker. Photos obtained by the ever-reliable Daily Mail show the mischievous pup sinking his teeth into a longtime White House staffer. This incident directly contradicts the anonymous claims from the White House that Commander only bites Secret Service personnel. Well, if these pictures are any indication, it seems Commander didn’t get the memo.
YIKES: Photos Emerge Of Biden's Dog Biting White House Staffer https://t.co/PDc0xobTZN
— Jenna Ellis (@JennaEllisEsq) October 4, 2023
It all happened on September 13 when White House grounds superintendent Dale Haney found himself on the receiving end of Commander’s aggressive behavior. Haney, who is often seen gallivanting with the dog, never expected that one playful moment would turn into a battle for his arm. But alas, Commander had different plans. Perhaps he mistook Haney’s arm for a chew toy. Who can really blame him? The White House can be quite a confusing place.
And that wasn’t all. Just a few weeks later, on September 25, Commander found himself sinking his teeth into a Secret Service agent. It seems like Commander has a bone to pick with anyone who dares to get too close. One can only imagine the chaos that ensues behind closed doors when the Bidens try to give Commander a nice, friendly pat on the head.
Even Fox News correspondent Peter Doocy couldn’t resist bringing up Commander’s unruly behavior during a press briefing. He posed a simple question: “How many times has that dog bitten the Bidens?” Now, one would expect a straightforward answer, but instead, Doocy was redirected to the Secret Service. It’s as if they were trying to hide something. Suspicious, isn’t it?
According to insider information from Politico, anonymous White House staffers claim Commander is always friendly and that they’ve never seen him act out around non-security staff. Well, well, well, the anonymous sources might want to take a gander at those incriminating photos. It seems the truth has come to light, and Commander’s true colors as a sneaky canine have been exposed once and for all.
This isn’t Commander’s first time in the spotlight for all the wrong reasons. Back in July, the New York Post reported that he had bitten not one, not two, but seven Secret Service employees. If that wasn’t enough, he even showed aggression to three others. It’s a wonder the White House can function with such a rebellious resident. Maybe they should consider enrolling Commander in obedience school or investing in an endless supply of chew toys.
And let’s not forget about Commander’s predecessor, Major, who also had a biting problem. It seems there’s a pattern in the Biden household. Major bit, Major got sent away. Simple as that. Now, Commander seems to be following in Major’s footsteps. Can we really trust these dogs to keep the White House safe when they can’t even refrain from nibbling on the hands that feed them?
In response to the latest biting incident, Jill Biden’s office issued a statement claiming that the First Family is working tirelessly to teach Commander how to behave on the unpredictable White House grounds. Well, let’s hope their efforts pay off because I’m not sure how many more staffers are willing to sacrifice their arms for the sake of the First Dog’s entertainment.
It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, even in the hallowed halls of the White House. One can only hope that the Bidens can corral their canine chaos and bring some much-needed order to their four-legged friends. Until then, we’ll be eagerly awaiting the next episode of “Commander’s Adventures in Biting.”
