Staff Reports
The curtain is about to fall on the grand theatrical production known as the Biden administration, and it seems that even the Mannequin-in-Chief has decided to make a dramatic exit with a farewell letter. It’s almost poetic. Biden’s parting words, if they can be called that, are a classic display of denial that could rival the most ambitious fantasy novels. He has crafted a narrative so far removed from reality that it’s hard not to see him donning a wizard’s hat and proclaiming nonsense from atop a castle.
In his missive, Biden paints a picture of a united America rising strong from the ashes of chaos, conjuring images of shared bravery, resilience, and that warm, fuzzy feeling one gets from pillow talk. He describes four years filled with peril and possibilities, insisting that we emerged more prosperous and secure. One can’t help but wonder if he’s talking about a utopian land where unicorns roam free, because anyone living outside the confines of his bubble could tell he’s spinning yarns thicker than grandma’s yarn basket.
Well it wasn’t our privilege. It was to our detriment that you got your privilege. Don’t let the door 🚪 hit ya where the good lord split ya
President Biden releases farewell letter, says it’s been ‘privilege of my life to serve this nation' https://t.co/ltEBJpScCB
— O. K. L. A. H. O. M. A. (@GAYn0KC) January 15, 2025
Did he really think we’d forget about the disastrous mishandling of the pandemic and the resulting lockdowns that kept millions cooped up, forcing them to binge-watch every show on Netflix while the economy took a nosedive? Under Trump, things were looking up; people were working, businesses were thriving, and gas prices didn’t require a second mortgage. But come Biden’s administration, and it’s as if someone released the Kraken on the economy. From skyrocketing prices to a border policy that would make a border crosser drool with excitement, Americans seemed to be left wondering what happened to their American dream.
Biden lists his “achievements” like a magician pulling a rabbit from a hat. New jobs? Well, sure, if one counts the inequitable redistribution of wealth. Lowering the racial wealth gap? What’s next on the punch list, declaring a pizza party is a solution to world hunger? The very idea of prosperity under Biden’s watch is an oxymoron of epic proportions. And then there’s the cherry on top—the claim that violent crime is at a 50-year low. Mystery abounds: Perhaps he’s talking about crime in an alternate universe because, in this one, such claims simply don’t hold water.
As for the grand finale of his farewell, Biden beseeches Americans to remember who they are and to keep the faith. There’s a charming thought, but let’s be real: most folks are just looking for the nearest exit door to this circus act before the next round of governmental shenanigans kicks in. As millions brace for the next chapter in America’s story, one can’t help but let out a collective sigh of relief. If the nation has learned anything from the past four years, it’s that sometimes, just sometimes, a door hitting you on the backside might actually be a blessing in disguise.
