Staff Reports
Jonathan Turley recently took a big swing at President Joe Biden and his flimsy excuses for having classified documents strewn about his house like confetti at a parade. I mean, really, who knew Biden’s garage was doubling as a SCIF? If you ask me, Biden’s blame game on his elusive staff is weak sauce. And let’s not forget, these are not just any old documents; we’re talking top-secret Senate files here. How did they magically appear in Biden’s possession, complete with his personal notes, without him noticing? It’s like a magician’s disappearing act, except the documents never got the memo to reappear.
Now, if you buy into Biden’s convenient amnesia, then maybe you also believe unicorns exist. How can we trust someone to run the country when they conveniently can’t recall decades of questionable actions? Sounds fishy to me. As George Washington law professor Turley pointed out, this will really put Biden’s mental acuity to the test. And let’s be real, if your memory is more hole than solid ground, maybe stick to memory games, not the presidency.
Jonathan Turley Busts Joe Biden's Excuses and Mocks the Media's Next Move https://t.co/naYxHccAuj
— Andrew Malcolm (@AHMalcolm) March 12, 2024
But wait, there’s more! Turley also called out the media’s next move. Brace yourself for the tsunami of excuses and cover-ups coming our way. It’s like watching a magic show where the media tries to make scandals disappear faster than you can say “broken promises.” Turley hit the nail on the head with his prediction of copious amounts of copium that will be pumped out to shield old Joe from any real scrutiny.
And let’s not forget the glaring double standard here. Biden gets a pass for his document debacle, while former President Trump gets raked over the coals for far less. Talk about playing favorites! It’s like watching a twisted reality show where the rules only apply depending on which team you’re on. Biden’s got some explaining to do, but I have a feeling the media will be too busy crafting their next fairy tale to notice.
