Staff Reports
Last week, Special Counsel Robert Hur released a report basically saying, “Hey, Joe Biden might have been a little careless with classified documents, but it’s cool, no need to prosecute him.” Well, let me tell you, Republicans are not buying it! They’re as skeptical as a cat eyeing a can of tuna.
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Now, those sneaky Republicans are causing quite a stir by demanding to see transcripts of Biden’s interviews with Mr. Hur’s office. They sent a letter to Attorney General Merrick Garland, saying, “Hey, show us the goods!” They want to get their hands on any recordings, notes, or summaries of these interviews. And you know what, they have every right to know what went down in those conversations!
This quest for truth doesn’t stop there, folks. House Republicans also want to dig deep into Biden’s interview with his ghostwriter, Mark Zwonitzer. They’re like a team of detectives on a mission to uncover any shady business. And you know what they’re investigating? Whether there are enough grounds to draft articles of impeachment against President Biden! Wowza, talk about a heavyweight accusation.
But wait, there’s more! These cunning Republicans want to see Mr. Hur himself show up on Capitol Hill and spill the beans about his investigation into Biden. They’re demanding answers, people! They want to know why Biden’s memory seems to be as reliable as a broken clock. Mr. Hur cited Biden’s forgetfulness as one of the reasons he decided not to pursue criminal charges. But let’s be real here, folks. We all know Biden’s memory is about as strong as wet tissue paper.
To add fuel to the fire, Biden couldn’t even defend himself properly at a press conference. He got all mixed up and couldn’t tell the difference between the presidents of Egypt and Mexico. Yikes! If he can’t even keep his world leaders straight, how are we supposed to trust him with classified information?
