Staff Reports
Joe Biden, the man with more notecards than a Hallmark store, can’t even handle a private meeting without his trusty cue cards these days. Former Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy spilled the beans on this embarrassing tidbit, confirming what many already suspected – Biden’s mental acuity is slipping faster than a greased pig on a Slip ‘N Slide. And who’s behind these notecards? It’s anyone’s guess, but let’s face it, they’re probably ghostwritten by the same folks who think the Green New Deal is a good idea.
It’s a sad state of affairs when the supposed leader of the free world needs crib notes to string together a coherent thought. I mean, come on, folks, this is the guy who’s supposed to be calling the shots, not reading off of them like a sixth-grader pretending to know the periodic table in science class. And to add insult to injury, Biden’s also using notecards to field questions from pre-screened buddies at closed-door events. Talk about being spoon-fed information like a toddler at a high-stakes poker game.
Biden Behind Closed Doors: Not Without His Notecards!
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Now, let’s address the elephant in the Oval Office – Biden’s age. Age ain’t nothing but a number, they say, but in Biden’s case, it’s becoming glaringly obvious that Father Time is knocking on the door faster than a pizza delivery guy during rush hour. It’s not about being a spry octogenarian like Ward’s dad chopping wood and reading quantum physics manuals; it’s about being mentally sharp enough to lead a country that’s more divided than a math problem involving fractions and decimals.
With the next presidential election looming like a storm cloud on the horizon, the Democrats are stuck between a rock and a hard place, with Biden looking like a lost puppy at a biker rally compared to the fiery charisma of Donald J. Trump. How in the world will Biden hold his own in a debate against the former president without his beloved notecards? It’s like sending a lamb to the slaughter with a sign around its neck that says, “I’m clueless, please roast me.”
In conclusion, it’s crystal clear that Joe Biden is about as fit to lead as a fish is to climb a tree. His reliance on notecards is just the tip of the melting iceberg, signaling to the world that the White House is being run like a game of Mad Libs gone wrong. So buckle up, folks, because the circus is in town, and the main act is a man who couldn’t find his way out of a paper bag with a map, a flashlight, and a compass. It’s gonna be a bumpy ride, so hold on to your notecards, ladies and gents.
