Staff Reports
The spectacle of President Biden’s latest antics is one to behold, especially when considering his hasty departure from the notion of self-pardoning. After delivering a blanket pardon to his son Hunter—despite his earlier claims of never doing such a thing—one might wonder just how much Biden has left to deny. The king of contradictions may have just revealed his next theatrical act: the art of dodging responsibility.
While the president recently claimed he has “no contemplation of pardoning myself for anything,” one must ponder the nature of that statement. The bafflement in his response to whether he would grant himself a pardon was almost performance art worthy of a standing ovation. One can’t help but wonder if the president mistakenly believes he has been the gold star student of ethics; after all, when pressed about pardoning himself, he seemed to think it was all just a misunderstanding. The reality, however, is that many Americans are shaking their heads, fully aware that this is not a case of someone who hasn’t made a few questionable decisions.
Journalist: Have you ruled out a pardon for yourself?
Biden: "For myself?"
Journalist: “Yes, sir."
Biden: “What would I pardon myself for?… No, I have no contemplation of pardoning myself for anything. I didn't do anything wrong.”
pic.twitter.com/S6V3D96OyI— Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump) January 11, 2025
Among the many perplexing figures on the political landscape, Democrat Rep. Bennie Thompson seems eager to strike a deal with Uncle Joe for a free pardon, just in case the incoming President Trump decides to take a hard line on justice. Thompson’s willingness to accept a pardon speaks volumes about the current Democratic mindset. If there’s anything they love more than principles, it’s the prospect of avoiding consequences. No surprise here, as accepting a pardon would save Thompson and others from potential fallout, all while they chalk it up to Biden’s “prerogative.” Apparently, the path to redemption and self-preservation is paved with some muddy ethics.
Meanwhile, Biden’s recent musings about potential pardons for figures lower on the political totem pole, such as Liz Cheney and Dr. Anthony Fauci, add a peculiar twist to the narrative. The suggestion that figures like Fauci, who is under scrutiny for his decisions during the pandemic, could receive a pardon sends a clear signal that accountability might just be a street they choose to avoid at all costs. This calls into question the administration’s commitment to justice and further solidifies the lingering notion that a double standard might be firmly in place.
As the drama unfolds, reports indicate that Biden is a bit peeved about the backlash he’s received from his own party regarding Hunter’s pardon. Apparently, even a few of his comrades are confused about why a president would decide to prioritize familial loyalty over ethical integrity. The fallout has apparently left Biden feeling “moody” and “angry,” which, in political terms, probably means he’s stocking up on ice cream to cope. Caught between public outrage and his own party’s disapproval, the president seems to be struggling to understand that being a unifying figure sometimes means making hard choices, not just giving out free passes to family members.
With such a tangled web of decisions, doubts, and potential pardons, one thing is crystal clear: the Biden administration offers a masterclass in political acrobatics. Every twist and turn leaves both allies and adversaries watching, wondering just how far these characters are willing to stretch the definition of integrity. Whether he’s sifting through potential pardons or trying to avoid self-incrimination, President Biden’s dance on the political stage is only just beginning. One can only hope the spotlight doesn’t go out before the entire production wraps up.
