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Blue State Exodus: Red States Rope in Growth and Power!

The new data from the U.S. Census Bureau is in, and boy, is it a juicy one for the Red States! It turns out that folks are trading in their blue stripes for some good ol’ GOP red, and the Democrats must be shaking in their boots at the thought of losing their constituents in states like Eeek-a-fornia, Noisy New York, and Icky Illinois.

The report revealed that those grim blue states are singing the blues as thousands of residents flee for greener pastures in Republican-led states like Texas and Florida. And it’s not just a small trickle; it’s a full-on stampede! The South, led by the grand ol’ party, is reeling ’em in like there’s no tomorrow, accounting for a whopping 87% of the nation’s growth. 

Even the pesky pandemic couldn’t stop the South’s population from ballooning. They’ve been growing like a patch of sunflowers, while the rest of the U.S. is looking about as lively as a wilting daisy. 

But hold onto your MAGA hats, folks, because here’s the real zinger: eight states lost residents in 2023, and six out of those were blue, blue states. It’s like a blue exodus! California, Illinois, New York, Oregon, and Pennsylvania are bleeding residents like a punctured tire, while Louisiana and West Virginia are the only red states seeing a decline.

In a shocking twist that probably has the left shaking their fists, the big winners are none other than Texas and Florida, led by GOP gurus Greg Abbott and potential president wannabe Ron DeSantis. These two states, along with North Carolina and Georgia, are scooping up lost citizens faster than you can say “y’all come back now.”

As if the New York and Pennsylvania Democrats didn’t have enough to worry about, the Census Bureau predicts the loss of 4 seats in the House of Representatives by 2030. Meanwhile, Texas and Florida are revving their engines for a power play with an estimated gain of seven seats combined. It’s like a game of musical chairs, and it looks like the GOP is winning the race.

 

And just a heads-up: The Western Journal has cooked up some sweet deals on their memberships, so if you want to support the cause and stick it to Big Tech while you’re at it, now’s your chance! It’s the conservative cavalry versus the Big Tech bullies, and together, we can ride off into the sunset with our truth banners flying high! So, grab a membership and let’s give ’em the ol’ red state roundup they’ll never forget. Yee-haw!

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