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The Democrats and Republicans have finally revealed their much-anticipated border bill, but let’s call it what it really is – a disaster waiting to happen. Here’s why this bill is about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
Five Reasons the Border Bill is Dead on Arrival
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First off, President Biden doesn’t need a fancy bill to clean up the mess he made at the border. It’s like trying to fix a leaky faucet with a sledgehammer – totally unnecessary. The guy has all the power to take action, but he’s twiddling his thumbs instead. Typical.
And get this – the bill actually gives more money to Ukraine’s borders than it does to our own southern border with Mexico. It’s like lending your neighbor a lawnmower before cutting your own grass. Seriously, can we get our priorities straight here?
But wait, there’s more. The bill has the nerve to force hardworking taxpayers to foot the bill for lawyers to represent illegal immigrants breaking the law. It’s like asking someone to pay for the getaway car after they’ve been robbed. Ridiculous.
And don’t even get them started on the measly funding for additional border wall construction. We’re talking pocket change here, folks. It’s like trying to build a fortress with a handful of pebbles. Might as well just give the keys to the castle to anyone who wants them.
And if that’s not enough, the bill basically greenlights thousands of illegal crossings to continue unchecked. It’s like leaving the front door wide open and then wondering why all the stray cats keep wandering in.
In short, this bill is like a lopsided game of tug-of-war – it’s bound to fall flat on its face. Here’s hoping someone comes to their senses before it’s too late.
