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Border Patrol Social Blackout Amidst Invasion Surge!

Attention all patriots and freedom lovers: The Tucson Border Patrol Sector’s social media accounts have been put on pause! That’s right, you won’t be hearing updates from our brave men and women on the border for the time being. Why, you ask? Well, it appears that Chief John Modlin is up to his ears in illegal crossings and criminal activity. The situation is so dire that all available resources are being focused on the front lines for apprehensions and processing. It’s a tough job, but thank goodness we’ve got dedicated agents willing to take on the challenge.

Despite the social media blackout, Chief Modlin assures the public that they’ll still be posting their Week in Review statistics to show just how hard our agents are working. Hey, a little statistical evidence never hurt anyone, right?

In a tweet, Chief Modlin expressed his regret over the situation and promised to remain transparent about what’s happening on the ground. It’s tough when you have to juggle transparency and national security, but we believe in Chief Modlin’s commitment to keeping us informed.

But wait, there’s more! Over the holiday weekend, a group of migrants not only assaulted Border Patrol agents but also endangered children while pushing through a breach in the border wall. It’s a stark reminder of just how little smugglers care about anyone’s safety, especially children. The audacity of these lawbreakers knows no bounds!

And if things weren’t chaotic enough, legal crossings into the U.S. by vehicle are being halted. That’s right, folks. The catastrophe at the border has reached such a fever pitch that even legal crossings are being affected. It’s a tough call to make, but sometimes tough times call for tough measures.

So, there you have it, folks. The situation on the southern border is as tumultuous as ever, and our social media updates may be on hold, but fear not – our brave agents are out there fighting the good fight to keep our borders safe and secure. Let’s show them some support as they tackle this daunting challenge!

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