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The once-mighty Anheuser-Busch brand is in grave danger, and it’s going to take a Busch to save it! Bill Busch, the great-grandson of the legendary Adolphus Busch, is practically begging the company’s ownership to return it to the hands of its founding family. And let’s be honest, folks, with the way things are going for Bud Light, they need all the help they can get!
In a recent interview with the fabulous Tomi Lahren on her “Fearless” podcast, Busch made it clear that he believes he can “make the brand great again” and rescue it from the disastrous state it’s currently in. You see, Bud Light has lost its throne as America’s most popular beer, and let me tell you, that’s a hard pill to swallow. Plus, they’ve been bleeding billions upon billions of dollars in market value ever since they foolishly teamed up with a transgender social media influencer. Talk about a disastrous decision!
Globalists have no idea how bad they’re despised.
Anheuser-Busch Heir Begs Owners To Sell Brand Back To Family Before It's Gonehttps://t.co/EIoxwi55s6
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According to Busch, the problem lies with the current ownership, InBev, a Brazilian-based company that clearly doesn’t understand the heart and soul of America. They’re relying on woke college students to do their advertising for them, and folks, that’s just not going to cut it. When the original Busch family ran the show, they knew their drinkers, they understood their customers. They didn’t rely on woke nonsense; they hit the road and met with real people. That’s the kind of dedication and understanding that Bud Light needs right now!
Busch didn’t stop there, though. He went on to take a dig at Bud Light’s former Vice President of Marketing, Alissa Heinerscheid. She thought it was a brilliant idea to move the brand away from its blue-collar, fratty base and towards some ill-conceived notion of inclusivity. Well, let me tell you, folks, that didn’t go over so well. Heinerscheid was rightfully shown the door and put on permanent leave. Good riddance!
But here’s the sad truth, my friends. Despite Busch’s impassioned plea, I’m not sure if Bud Light can ever fully recover from the damage that has been done. It’s fallen out of the top 10 most popular beers in America, and they’re hemorrhaging money month after month. To try and salvage their sinking ship, they’ve resorted to desperate measures like camo-covered cans and practically giving their beer away for free. It’s a sad, sad sight to see.
So let’s hope that Busch’s call to sell the brand back to the Busch family doesn’t fall on deaf ears. We need someone who truly understands this great nation and its hardworking, beer-drinking citizens to bring Bud Light back to its former glory. Because, my friends, only a Busch can make Bud Light great again!
