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In a shocking turn of events, a woman in Connecticut has been caught on video stuffing countless ballots into an absentee ballot box. And guess what? She’s refusing to talk! It’s like a game of hide and seek, but instead of seeking the truth, she’s just hiding behind her Fifth Amendment right. How convenient!
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— Election Wizard (@ElectionWiz) November 2, 2023
Let’s break it down, folks. Wanda Geter-Pataky, the vice chair of the Bridgeport Democratic Town Committee and a supporter of incumbent Mayor Joe Ganim, was seen on video cramming “hundreds of absentee ballots” into a drop-box. That’s not a little oopsie, that’s a big whoopsie. And to make matters worse, Connecticut law clearly states that voters must drop off their own completed ballots or have a designated family member, police officer, election official, or caregiver do it. It’s pretty simple, really. But apparently, not for Ms. Geter-Pataky.
Thankfully, a Connecticut judge has ordered a new Democratic primary because of this blatant malfeasance. Judge William Clark, who was just as shocked as the rest of us, said the sheer number of tampered ballots throws the results of the original election into question. And can you blame him? The videos of this election tampering are shocking! It’s like watching a magician pull endless ballots out of their sleeve. But unlike a magic show, this is no illusion. This is real life.
Now, let’s get to the juicy part. Geter-Pataky is a supporter of Mayor Joe Ganim, who shockingly won the original election. It’s like he’s playing a real-life game of Monopoly, going straight to the mayoral seat after being convicted of corruption during his first term. But hey, who doesn’t want a corrupt mayor, right? It adds some excitement to the city!
But wait, there’s more! Ganim’s Democratic opponent, John Gomes, wasted no time calling out this election fraud. His lawyers presented clear evidence, including the security footage of Geter-Pataky in action, showing the extent of the tampering. They even mentioned “multiple violations” of absentee ballot regulations committed by “party operatives.” Talk about throwing the entire primary results into serious doubt. It’s like they were playing a game of electoral Jenga, and Geter-Pataky just came in and toppled the whole tower.
Of course, the city of Bridgeport tried to defend the original election results, claiming that “not one voter” complained about having their ballot harvested. Well, we all know how often voters take the time to complain about election fraud, right? It’s as common as finding a unicorn grazing in your backyard.
So, there you have it, folks. A jaw-dropping case of election fraud caught on video. This is why we need more stringent voter ID laws and safeguards in place to protect the integrity of our elections. This incident should be a wake-up call for all Americans to demand transparency and accountability in our democratic process. Let’s make sure every vote counts, and let’s expose these fraudsters who think they can cheat their way into power. Now, if only we could find a magic wand to make this whole mess disappear.
