Staff Reports
Hoo boy, buckle up, patriots, because this article is dropping bombshells left and right! The CCP, aka the Chinese Communist Party (no friend of freedom, mind you), now apparently has the ability to turn off the lights on ships like it’s the world’s most sinister game of hide and seek. That’s right, breaking news straight from the rumor mill – sorry, I mean whistleblowers – in China spill the beans on their tech to cripple ships at sea. What the heck, China? Can’t we all just sail the high seas without you pulling the plug on our fun?
BOMBSHELL REPORT: ⚠️ CCP whistleblowers reveal CHINA has the technology to CUT OFF POWER TO SHIPS rendering the controls useless..
Remote towing technology was reportedly used in 2017 on the Hudson River in a direct attempt to harm a CCP whistleblower.. pic.twitter.com/cE2BrLI4PJ https://t.co/zoSkFCOENr
— Chuck Callesto (@ChuckCallesto) March 27, 2024
Now, hold onto your MAGA hats, ’cause this is where it gets really juicy. It turns out the US State Department (that’s America’s watchdogs for bad guys) has been waving all sorts of red flags about China dabbling in cyber warfare, targeting everything from oil pipelines to railroads. Can you imagine the chaos if these devious cyber warriors decided to flip the switch on Uncle Sam’s energy supplies? Yikes! No wonder the Biden administration, bless their hearts, decided to take a nap instead of dealing with this mess. Way to drop the ball, Joe!
But wait, there’s more! According to the geniuses in the Chinese corner, they’ve been cooking up schemes to remotely control ships since 2017. I mean, what’s next, a remote-controlled armada? Imagine waking up one day to find the Chinese Communist Party playing Battleship with real ships. It’s like a bad movie plot, except it’s real life and the bad guys seem to have all the cool gadgets. And don’t get me started on investigative journalist Lara Logan and her conspiracy theories. Sure, there may be some exaggeration here and there, but hey, who doesn’t love a good old-fashioned scaremongering session?
Keep your eyes on the horizon, ’cause it looks like China is out there playing Risk with our power grids and ships. Let’s hope our leaders wake up from their nap and start taking this cyber warfare stuff seriously. Remember, when the lights go out on our ships, it’s not just the party that’s sunk – it’s our freedom too. Stay vigilant, stay patriotic, and for the love of all that’s red, white, and blue, don’t let the CCP muck up our good old American fun!
