Staff Reports
Bad news just seems to be a Tuesday tradition for the Biden administration, and recent revelations about Chinese hackers seem more like a tragic sitcom than a serious national issue. A recent report from an establishment outlet made it abundantly clear: while Joe Biden sits comfortably in the Oval Office, American cyberspace is essentially a playground for Chinese spies. Despite claims of countermeasures from U.S. officials, it appears the hackers have grabbed the keys to the kingdom and made themselves right at home.
The Washington Post shed light on the apparent incompetence surrounding cybersecurity under the Biden administration. The Chinese hacking firms are reportedly laughing all the way to the server, as they have successfully infiltrated U.S. internet service providers and telecommunications companies. The superhero duo of the FBI and the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency, also known as CISA, is hard at work, but the likelihood of expelling these intruders is akin to expecting a cat to embrace the bath—unrealistic and unlikely.
China saw Tim Walz as a ‘target’ before VP pick and ‘someone they can get to DC’: Internal DHS message https://t.co/8P9Q0MpTd1 pic.twitter.com/OtJLxwL0N8
— New York Post (@nypost) October 29, 2024
Adding to the comedy of errors, officials involved have stated that discussing a timeline for the hackers’ demise would be “impossible.” With unverified reports claiming their investigation could take years, one can’t help but wonder if any of these officials have heard of urgent responses to cyber threats. It harkens back to childhood nightmares about monsters in the closet, only to find those monsters upgraded to a full-on Chinese cyber-attack.
Amidst all this chaos, the hackers have become not just digital ghosts but a serious threat to national security. They’ve been caught eavesdropping on government communications, potentially even interactions with associates of former President Donald Trump. Just when one thought it couldn’t get worse, important records have been compromised, further revealing the vulnerability of the systems designed to protect American citizens. This all speaks volumes about the neglect of cybersecurity during Biden’s tenure—a practical reality check served with a side of mockery.
The ripple effects of this debacle underscore the starkness of Biden’s weak foreign policy tactics. From a disastrous withdrawal from Afghanistan to hapless diplomatic exchanges that a child could navigate better, it’s clear that America’s standing in the world has taken a tumble. The world is watching, and they’re not just laughing; they’re taking notes on how to capitalize on the opportunity.
As the Chinese government continues to deny any wrongdoing in their hacking campaigns, the situation has become a running farce. Yet, the end result is no joking matter. With sensitive information in enemy hands, and U.S. officials essentially shrugging their shoulders at the breaches, it is undeniable that Biden’s presidency is shaping up to be a historical lowpoint. History will remember this as a time when foreign adversaries breezed into American cyberspace, collected a treasure trove of data, and the only reaction from Washington was to recommend using encrypted messaging. The irony is thick enough to cut, and this particular punchline is one that every American feels.
