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In an enormous surprise to absolutely no one, more dirt on former President Bill Clinton and his ties to the late Jeffrey Epstein has hit the fan. It seems like Clinton’s name is popping up more than Whac-A-Mole at a county fair in these new batch of court documents related to Epstein. According to ABC News, the former president’s name appears over 50 times in the records set to be unleashed like a swarm of angry bees, thanks to a ruling from U.S. District Court Judge Loretta Preska that there’s no reason to keep those names still under wraps.
Bill Clinton Named More Than 50 Times in Epstein Files Set to Be Released
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These records might be as old as the dinosaurs, dating back to a 2015 civil case, but they’re as juicy as a ripe watermelon on a hot summer day. It’s like unearthing the lost city of Atlantis, but instead of mystical ruins, it’s all about the identities of people who were chummy with Epstein. ABC News reports that the trove includes the names of Epstein’s cronies, alleged perpetrators, alleged co-conspirators, alleged victims, witnesses, and former employees. Imagine a spiderweb of shady characters, and right there in the middle of it is ol’ Slick Willie himself.
Dubbed as “Doe 36” in the court filings, Clinton’s legal team got a sneak peek at the records mentioning him before they were given the green light to be spilled like a glass of milk at a clumsy kid’s birthday party. Shockingly (not really), Clinton’s lawyers didn’t put up a fuss about the documents going public. It’s almost like they’ve mastered the art of playing innocent.
According to ABC News, Clinton has been linked to Epstein since 2002 when he hitched a ride on Epstein’s private jet for a humanitarian trip to Africa. Oh, the humanity! Despite the public relations nightmare, Clinton’s reps have claimed that he untangled himself from Epstein’s web back in 2005, way before Epstein got himself in hot water for trafficking underage girls. But with all the photos of Epstein and his partner-in-crime, Ghislaine Maxwell, mingling with Clinton at events, it’s hard to swallow that story like a bitter pill.
Epstein’s lawyer once boasted that Epstein was part of the original group behind the Clinton Global Initiative. It’s like a soap opera, but with politicians and billionaires instead of overly dramatic actors.
