Staff ReportsEvery election season feels a bit like a blockbuster movie. As the political drama unfolds, one can’t help but notice how the CIA seems to recalibrate its propaganda machine, reminding us all about the wonders of “The Purge.” In a bizarre and ironic twist, the country is apparently prepping for an epic purge of its own, and in this case, it’s the purging of credibility from certain media outlets that seem to be in vogue.
Flashback to ten years ago when President Trump was rallying crowds and making promises about winning. Back then, people thought it was a gag. But lo and behold, he was right. The Trump train left the station, boasting electoral wins in seven swing states, accruing 312 electoral votes, and steadily tipping the balance of power toward the Republicans. It seems like the country is experiencing a major case of “we told you so,” especially as Republicans continue racking up victories, leaving the opposition scrambling to make sense of the political landscape.
Now, the topic of immigration is front and center again, and Trump’s plan is no laughing matter. With proposed policies set to end asylum claims, restore the Remain in Mexico policy, and deport millions, it is clear that a strong stance on borders is gaining traction. As President-elect Trump prepares for his second term, insiders in Washington, D.C., reportedly sweat under their collars as talk of his return sends shivers down bureaucratic spines. Can you imagine the panic as lawyers across the district attempt to draft exit strategies faster than a presidential tweet?
But wait—while Trump is quietly preparing his political war chest, media giants are tumbling down the ratings hill like a toddler on a sugar rush. MSNBC is rumored to be on the auction block, with viewership plummeting faster than a bad reality TV show. It’s hard not to chuckle at network executives gathering around a conference table, nervously eyeing each other, and realizing nobody wants to tune in anymore. It’s the kind of comedy that practically writes itself.
And then there’s CNN, once the crown jewel of political commentary, which has become a joke factory. News broke that CNN began swinging the layoff axe as fast as possible. With ratings spiraling and key figures departing—such as Chris Wallace—it’s clear their “star talent” was less of a golden goose and more of a dead weight. Imagine the shocking realization that someone like Anderson Cooper, with his jaw-dropping salary, might be operating at a loss for the network. The laughter is likely echoing through the halls of other media outlets, possibly even at Fox News, as they rake in viewers left and right.
Perhaps the icing on this deliciously entertaining cake is watching former beauty queens and journalism powerhouses being told they must now put on their thinking caps and actually work. Imagine them trying to figure things out without their trusty teleprompters. Ironically, while they were lecturing the nation on its ignorance, they may have overlooked that their ratings were fading faster than a summer tan. In the news world, karma appears to have an odd sense of humor and a knack for mischief.
So, as we continue to watch the political scene unfold, it’s hard not to notice the comedy playing out before our eyes: a media landscape in chaos, politicians redefining borders (and possibly futures), and a nation entertained by the spectacle of it all. The “winners” seem to be laughing all the way to the bank while everyone else is left wondering how it all went wrong. Will Democrats step back, re-strategize, and find a way to counter this political comedy of errors? Or will they continue to alienate viewers further, leading to a ratings plummet that rivals even the most dramatic soap operas? Only time will tell; one thing is for sure—we’re in for a show!
