Staff Reports
Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre had the audacity to brush off the inconclusive results of the Secret Service investigation into the cocaine scandal at the White House. It’s like she thinks cocaine being found near the Situation Room is no biggie! But let’s dive into the details, shall we?
White House Blows Off Failed Cocainegate Investigation https://t.co/TedpUfIiUN
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) July 18, 2023
According to the Secret Service, tests conducted by the District of Columbia Fire and Emergency Medical Services Department showed that the powder found preliminarily tested positive for cocaine. But wait, it gets even more suspicious! The substance was then sent to the U.S. Department of Homeland Security’s National Biodefense Analysis and Countermeasures Center, which declared that it was not a biothreat. So, no anthrax or deadly viruses, just good ol’ cocaine.
REPORTER: "Is the president satisfied with the explanation that someone was able to bring an illegal substance into the White House because there are hundreds of people who come here?!"
KJP: "The Secret Service did a thorough investigation. That's what we believe." pic.twitter.com/Yk5O2OfHMR
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) July 17, 2023
REPORTER: "You had expressed confidence that the Secret Service would get to the bottom of this. Are you surprised that they didn't?"
KJP: "We believe that Secret Service did a thorough investigation…" pic.twitter.com/P1vn08OgUK
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) July 17, 2023
Now, you would think that the Secret Service would be all over this, trying to find out who smuggled drugs into the White House. But guess what? They couldn’t find any fingerprints or enough DNA on the packaging to make any comparisons. How convenient! It’s almost like someone took extra precautions to cover their tracks.
And if you were hoping for some surveillance footage to crack the case wide open, well, tough luck. There was no video evidence that could help investigators identify the culprit. How convenient once again! It’s almost as if they want to protect someone, or maybe even themselves.
But here’s the kicker, folks: Did they bother to test Hunter Biden for drugs or take his fingerprints? Of course not! They conveniently forgot to mention that little detail. You see, when it comes to the privileged elite, there’s always a double standard.
It’s clear as day that there’s a cover-up happening here. Whether it’s to protect someone within the White House or to keep their own dirty little secrets hidden, we may never know. But one thing’s for sure, the lack of accountability and transparency is unacceptable.
So, next time Press Secretary Jean-Pierre tries to downplay something as serious as cocaine found at the White House, we shouldn’t be surprised. It’s just another day in the swamp, folks, where rules don’t apply to the elites and truth is a luxury they can’t afford.
