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Oh boy, hold onto your hats folks because Andrew Malcolm is about to take us on a wild ride through his high-speed escapades in an Indy car! This daring conservative journalist didn’t just want to report the news; he wanted to live it… at 150 miles per hour!
The Terrifyingly Wonderful Day I Drove an Indy Carhttps://t.co/0NJb0aMYfE
— RedState (@RedState) February 27, 2024
Now, picture this: Andrew, minding his own business, ends up at the Mario Andretti Racing School in Vegas. And what does he do? He hops into an Indy car faster than you can say “tax cuts for all!” This guy didn’t just want a leisurely Sunday drive; he wanted to feel the wind in his hair and the adrenaline pumping through his veins.
As he strapped himself into that roaring machine, Andrew realized that this wasn’t just another story to cover – this was a chance to experience firsthand what those brave racers go through every day. And let me tell you, the only thing tighter than the straps across his body was the grip he had on that steering wheel.
Now, I’ve never seen someone so focused, not even during a riveting Fox News segment. Andrew was zipping around that track like a conservative through a tax reform bill. Every twist and turn, every bump and grind, he felt it all. And let me tell you, folks, he didn’t need a fact-checker to know he was flying at 150 miles per hour!
But Andrew didn’t stop there. Oh no, he wanted to feel alive, so he revved that engine and pushed himself to the limit. The race car’s roar was music to his ears, and the rush was like passing a bipartisan bill in Congress – exhilarating!
After just 10 heart-pounding laps, Andrew emerged from that Indy car a changed man. He may not be competing in the Indy 500 anytime soon, but you can bet he’ll be cheering those racers on with the enthusiasm of a crowd at a Trump rally.
