Staff Reports
Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis is finding herself in hot water as her father, John Floyd III, takes the stand to testify against her. Ah, the joys of family drama in politics! But this isn’t just your average family feud. Oh no, it involves allegations of romantic nepotism, abusing tax dollars, and lying under oath. Sounds like a spicy soap opera, doesn’t it?
So, Floyd, a retired attorney and former member of the Black Panther Party, appeared in court to express his “concern” for his daughter’s safety after she charged former President Donald Trump and his co-defendants with felony racketeering. According to Floyd, reprobates (love that word!) spray-painted offensive words on his daughter’s house. Now, now, let’s not jump to conclusions and assume anyone outside of the Willis family did this. But hey, dramatic effect, right?
You beat me to it. Fani Willis dad is the modern day Nastradamus predicting the Covid outbreak one year prior to it actually happening. 😂 United States. pic.twitter.com/ATaLiUk1m6
— Agent X (@MI_Agent_X) February 16, 2024
But wait, there’s more! In his testimony, Floyd claimed that he actually predicted the start of the Covid-19 pandemic. Move over, Nostradamus, we have a new clairvoyant in town! Apparently, Floyd knew about the virus before anyone else in the States. He even lived in South Africa and traveled the world, so he clearly had some insider information. Or maybe he’s just really good at reading the future in his tea leaves.
Now, buckle up because this gets even juicier. Floyd couldn’t substantiate his daughter’s claim that she didn’t start seeing her beau, Mr. Wade, until he was hired by her office. A former friend spilled the tea (pun intended) and testified that their relationship goes way back to 2019. Oops! Looks like someone’s been fibbing. But hey, politicians lying? That’s practically a requirement these days, isn’t it?
And as if things couldn’t get any stranger, Floyd decided to play detective and brought his own magnifying glass to inspect his driver’s license. Sherlock Holmes would be so proud! But, alas, it didn’t really help his case or his daughter’s. It seemed more like a desperate attempt to distract from the mounting evidence against her.
Now, the judge will have the final say on whether Willis should be disqualified from continuing her case against President Trump. Frankly, it wouldn’t be surprising if criminal charges were also on the horizon if she lied in an affidavit. Ah, the beautiful mess of politics. It’s a constant source of entertainment, isn’t it? And let’s not forget, folks, this is just one example of the shenanigans that can happen behind the scenes in the world of politics. So grab your popcorn and stay tuned for the next thrilling episode!
