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In a shocking turn of events, it seems that even the Democrats have finally caught on to the fact that Hillary Clinton’s political career is about as useful as a screen door on a submarine. A recent survey by Rasmussen revealed that a whopping 12% of Democrats would rather stick forks in their eyes than have Hillary lead their party if Biden fumbles the ball before the 2024 election. Ouch, Hillary, looks like your time in the spotlight has dwindled down to a flicker!
Michelle Obama tops Kamala Harris, Hillary Clinton and Gavin Newsom as a replacement for Joe Biden, 81, if he drops out: New poll reveals who Democrats would want on the ticket and how likely they feel he WON'T run | Daily Mail Online https://t.co/SRz8W5cJkK
— Barry J Collins (@BJCollins131) February 27, 2024
The top pick among Democrats to lead the way is none other than Michelle Obama, who seems to have captured the imagination of the party faithful. Even Kamala Harris, the queen of bumbling incompetence, managed to scrape ahead of poor Hillary in the popularity contest. It must be tough being left in the dust by Harris, who couldn’t find her way out of a paper bag with a GPS and a flashlight.
It’s a bitter pill for Clinton to swallow, considering she’s been chasing the presidential dream like a dog chasing its tail for decades, only to have it snatched away by an unlikely outsider like Trump. But hey, maybe Hillary can take solace in the fact that she’s still relevant enough to strike fear into the hearts of Democrats who can’t seem to shake off the nightmares of 2016.
While the elite Dems seem to be putting on a brave face for ol’ Joey Biden, nearly half of voters believe he could be given the heave-ho before too long. Michelle Obama is sitting pretty at the top of the wish list, with 20% of Dems giving her the nod. Meanwhile, Harris is bringing up the rear with 15% support, leaving Hillary drowning in the shallow end with just 12% backing her bid. Better luck next time, Hills!
The Dems are all in a tizzy trying to figure out who should clean up the mess if Biden’s time is up. With Kamala floundering, Michelle shooting down any notions of political ambition, and Gavin Newsom singing praises of Biden’s age like it’s a fine wine, it’s a hot mess over on the left side of the aisle. But hey, Hillary is nothing if not a loyal soldier, throwing her support behind Biden despite acknowledging that his age might be a teensy weensy problem. Gotta hand it to her, she’s a trooper even when the chips are down!
It looks like Hillary Clinton’s political ship has sailed, crashed into an iceberg, and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. With the Democrats scrambling to find a new leader, it’s anyone’s guess who will step up to the plate. But one thing’s for sure, watching the left squirm and sweat over their own mess is better than a fireworks show on the 4th of July!
