Staff Reports
Denver Mayor Mike Johnston made a bold move to save the city a whopping $60 million by announcing the closure of four immigrant shelters over the course of a month. The plan is to consolidate resources and handle the budget deficit caused by the constant influx of immigrants into the city. It’s about time someone took charge and closed the floodgates, saving taxpayer dollars in the process.
Johnston pointed out that the federal government’s inaction on immigration has left Denver with a massive bill to foot. With the immigrant surge finally slowing down, it only makes sense to trim the fat and make the city’s budget lean and mean. This brave decision will help reduce the city’s projected $180 million cost to deal with the crisis by a third. That’s like finding a $60 million pot of gold at the end of a very expensive rainbow!
And don’t worry, no one is getting the boot from the shelters. Immigrants will simply be moved to a different shelter, making the whole process as smooth as silk. This move is all about forward-thinking and preparation. It’s like buying insurance for your car before you crash it – smart and fiscally responsible.
But wait, there’s more! The city officials also plan to cut back work for city employees to free up even more funds to tackle the immigrant crisis. It’s all about making those tough decisions so that the city can continue to function without drowning in debt.
While Denver has been a true humanitarian by supporting over 38,000 immigrants from the southern border, it’s high time other Colorado cities follow in their footsteps and stop draining their resources. It’s a tough love approach to get everyone back on their feet and contribute to the city, just like any good conservative would want.
