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DeSantis Criticizes Democrats Rallying Behind Harris After Biden Bows Out

In a move that could only be described as a last-ditch effort to salvage a sinking ship, Governor Ron DeSantis of Florida has pointed out the comical struggle of the Democratic Party as they scramble to patch things up after President Joe Biden decided to throw in the towel for the 2024 election. With Biden stepping out, Democratic lawmakers have quickly thrown their support behind Vice President Kamala Harris, desperately trying to inject some life into what appears to be a political zombie.

DeSantis made the observation that during last month’s presidential debate, Biden’s performance was so bad it could be likened to a car wreck that was too horrific to look away from. The media’s immediate push for Biden to step aside makes it clear that no amount of makeup could hide the bruises he took on stage. Now, with the Democratic machine in chaos, everything from corporate media to Hollywood seems to be rolling up their sleeves, trying to give Harris a makeover worthy of a fairy tale, despite her colorful past.

The Florida governor humorously questioned whether Harris could somehow be packaged as a viable candidate, considering she is the walking embodiment of the Biden-Harris administration’s policies, which haven’t exactly set the country on fire (unless one counts the price of gas). DeSantis has put forth the idea that Harris will face an uphill battle in convincing Americans that she’s not just Biden’s shadow but a leader in her own right.

He further predicted that over the next hundred days, the country would witness a grand spectacle of “massive gaslighting” as the Democrats attempt to resuscitate their hollow candidate. With the media serving as the main stage for this circus, it’s hard not to imagine a hefty amount of smoke and mirrors designed to distract from the glaring reality—Harris’s record isn’t something most voters would want to embrace.

In the world of politics, the quest for votes often resembles a game of Tetris where Democrats are desperately trying to fit ill-fitted pieces together to create a cohesive strategy. This predicament isn’t lost on DeSantis, who likened the entire endeavor to putting Humpty Dumpty back together again, but with the added twist of trying to ignore the debris left behind by a faltering administration. While Harris claims her campaign has momentum and refers to herself as an underdog, the question remains: How many underdog stories have happy endings when they’re ridden with missteps and mixed messages?

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