Staff Reports
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has made his stance crystal clear, folks! He’s all about that classic, juicy, and real meat. No fake meat shenanigans in his state! According to reports by the Florida Phoenix, DeSantis is throwing his full support behind a bill that aims to make selling fake meat a big no-no in the Sunshine State.
— Marlon East Of The Pecos (@Darksideleader2) February 6, 2024
Now, what do they mean by fake meat, you ask? Well, it’s all about that “cultivated meat” made from cultured animal cells, and this legislation is looking to put the kibosh on manufacturing, selling, or distributing this pretend protein. And get this, folks – if any establishment dares to serve up this bogus beef, their operating licenses could be pulled! That’s how serious DeSantis is about keeping it real in Florida.
And it’s not just about the meat, folks. DeSantis is sounding the alarm on the broader agenda at play here. He’s not buying into the idea that Americans should be guilt-tripped into ditching their burgers and steaks in the name of the so-called “global warming.” No, sir! According to the governor, this is just another ploy to go after the good ol’ agriculture industry. You know, the one that feeds the country!
But it doesn’t stop there, folks. DeSantis is warning about the reliability of energy, too. He’s pointing out how Florida needs that real, dependable energy to keep the lights on, especially during those crazy natural disasters. Just imagine, if the state had to rely on those flimsy windmills and solar panels, things wouldn’t be looking too bright during Hurricane Ian, now would they?
In the grand scheme of things, this isn’t just about meat, folks. It’s about standing up to the forces that want to meddle with traditions, agriculture, and the good old American way of life. So, let’s all raise a real steak to Governor DeSantis and his no-nonsense approach to keeping Florida meaty and unbeatable!
