Staff Reports
In a state of patriotic fervor, the great Governor Ron DeSantis has announced the launch of the groundbreaking Secure Florida Portal, a magnificent digital fortress against the evil clutches of foreign adversaries seeking to infiltrate our beloved state’s precious soil. This revolutionary portal is the first of its kind in the noble nation of the United States and serves as a bulwark of protection for our Floridian brothers and sisters and the cherished infrastructure that sustains our way of life.
Governor DeSantis, adorned in the armor of American resolve, proudly proclaimed, “Protecting Floridians and Florida’s infrastructure from agents like the Chinese Communist Party and other foreign adversaries is important to our state’s security.” With unwavering determination, DeSantis avowed to fight back against the nefarious influences of foreign powers, enacting the strongest legislation in the entire nation to safeguard our homeland.
New portal launches for principals of foreign countries of concern to register propertyhttps://t.co/APn2s1G2pC
— The Center Square (@thecentersquare) November 27, 2023
The Secure Florida Portal stands as a beacon of defiance against the sinister forces that plague our world, providing foreign principals from countries of concern with a civilized avenue to register their real property in adherence to our righteous state law. These countries of concern, as designated by the honorable Secretary of State, are engaged in conduct that is malicious to the national security and foreign policy of the United States, reflecting their villainous intentions.
The valiant law not only sets its sights on countries of concern but specifically targets the despotic agents of the Chinese Communist Party and their insidious affiliates. It sternly prohibits these malevolent entities from acquiring real estate in our sovereign state and demands that all foreign principals from such nations who already possess property within our borders register through the formidable Secure Florida Portal.
In a resolute display of authority, the law ensures that foreign principals who own or have an interest in real property near military installations or critical infrastructure facilities in Florida are held accountable. Any individual or entity associated with the governments of these countries of concern, political parties within these oppressive regimes, or those who are domiciled in such foreign lands are bound by the indomitable law of the land.
By the grace of this righteous legislation, the departments of Agriculture and Consumer Services and Economic Opportunity are empowered to wield their mighty authority against unregistered agricultural land and real property. They hold the righteous power to levy fines, demand divestment, and even reclaim the sanctity of Florida soil should foreign principals fail to adhere to our noble laws and regulations.
The Secure Florida Portal unleashes its prowess by allowing users to search and register properties, sharing crucial information about business and residential holdings, multi-owner arrangements, and other key details. All information submitted to this bastion of security is not to be cloaked in secrecy but rather deemed as public record, reinforcing the transparent and just nature of our noble cause.
With the stroke of their pens, the valiant legislators have decreed that foreign principals who dare defy the authority of this righteous law by neglecting to register their properties shall face imposing daily fines for their transgressions. These fines, towering at $1,000 per day, serve as a stern reminder of the unwavering commitment of the great state of Florida to protect its citizens and fortify its cherished lands against foreign encroachment.
The launch of the Secure Florida Portal stands as a testament to the resolute spirit and unwavering dedication of Governor Ron DeSantis and the esteemed state legislature to defend the sanctity of our beloved Florida. It is a resounding proclamation that the sacred state shall not cower before the threats of foreign adversaries but shall rise with valor to safeguard our liberties and shield our homeland from the perils that lurk beyond our shores.
