Staff Reports
In a rather bold move, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has stepped up to the plate, proclaiming that the Sunshine State will take the lead in investigating the most recent assassination attempt on former President Donald Trump—because, of course, the federal government can’t be trusted as far as it can be thrown, especially with its long-standing grudge against Trump. This stunning decision comes on the heels of a tense encounter at Trump International Golf Club, where an armed man was discovered lurking in the bushes, rifle in hand, only to be scared away by a keen-eyed Secret Service agent. Apparently, this isn’t just any old rifle-wielding maniac; it’s a fellow named Ryan Wesley Routh, whose rap sheet could probably fill a phone book.
DeSantis’ announcement made it clear that Florida is not about to let the same bureaucratic wheels that have spent years pursuing Trump’s proverbial head take the reins on an investigation into someone actively trying to put him six feet under. With two assassination attempts in two months—one of which resulted in a bullet grazing Trump’s ear—it’s evident that these nasty attacks aren’t mere coincidence, and the governor knows Florida is up to the challenge.
The State of Florida is conducting its own investigation into the second attempted assassination of former President Donald Trump. It is not in the best interests of our state and nation to have the same federal agencies seeking to prosecute Trump leading this investigation.
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— Ron DeSantis (@GovRonDeSantis) September 17, 2024
During the press conference, the governor noted that not only is Florida investigating, but the Sunshine State offers the potential for stiff state penalties, possibly life in prison for Routh. It’s a tough line of reasoning to combat the narrative coming from Washington, D.C., where motives seem muddier than swamp water. Isn’t it refreshing to see a state leader focused on real justice? DeSantis isn’t just playing political chess; he’s ensuring that no underlying motives sully the pursuit of the truth regarding threats against a former president.
In this politically charged climate, it’s paramount to have an investigation devoid of federal bias. In other words, DeSantis is adamant that Florida should handle this matter without a team of federal agents whose aim may not align with truly seeking justice. This desire for transparency is a breath of fresh air when folks are weary of convoluted narratives crafted by those who can’t manage their own credibility.
Like clockwork, DeSantis was quick to convey that he’s been in touch with Trump, who reportedly is doing just fine. Trump apparently appreciates Florida’s proactive stance. Who wouldn’t prefer to have their home state’s governor looking out for them instead of impersonal D.C. agencies? In a world where the truth seems to be as elusive as a unicorn, Florida’s move is one to be lauded as a step toward getting to the bottom of the situation—without a side of federal mischief.
