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In a fiery display of conservative tenacity, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis took center stage at the GOP presidential debate and boldly declared his mission to liberate the nation from President Joe Biden’s suffocating regulations on the economy. With a passion that could rival the flames of Mount Vesuvius, DeSantis promised to unravel the tangled web of burdensome policies that have turned everyday Americans into budget-slashing grocery cart ninjas.
Here's What DeSantis Says He'll 'Throw in the Trash Can' on Day One
https://t.co/axwG5XR708— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) September 28, 2023
According to DeSantis, the cost of living has skyrocketed under the Biden administration, leaving hardworking citizens scrambling to make ends meet. He shared a heart-wrenching tale from his encounter with a woman in Iowa who tearfully admitted that she had to choose between essentials at the checkout line because her grocery bill had become an unwieldy beast. This, my friends, is the harsh reality of Bidenomics, and it’s about time we address this underlying problem head-on.
Ron DeSantis explains how he will throw Biden’s rules and regulations “in the trash can on day one” to reverse decline and restore our economy:
“Everything has gotten more expensive…people are hurting out there.”#GOPDebate pic.twitter.com/o0g1edbRIg
— Conservative War Machine (@WarMachineRR) September 28, 2023
In response to his rousing comments, DeSantis wasted no time in sharing the blueprint for his comprehensive economic plan. Brace yourselves, folks, because this is an agenda that’s all about reclaiming control and restoring the American dream. First and foremost, he vows to wrench the reins of our economy from the clutches of China and restore our economic sovereignty. Say goodbye to the days of kowtowing to foreign powers and hello to a rejuvenated America, calling the shots on the global stage.
But that’s not all, folks! DeSantis isn’t just all talk; he has a plan to achieve a mind-boggling 3% economic growth. How? By incentivizing investment, eliminating the suffocating grip of bureaucracy and red tape, and, of course, by keeping those pesky taxes low. Because, let’s face it, nobody likes tax hikes, except maybe the politicians who spend them.
And remember all that talk about energy independence? Well, DeSantis isn’t playing around. He’s ready to unleash the full potential of American energy production, making us self-sufficient and putting an end to our reliance on foreign oil. Now that’s what I call powering up the American economy.
But wait, there’s more! DeSantis intends to disrupt the cozy relationship between large investors and political engineering by throwing away those pesky Environmental, Social, and Governance standards. Let the industries thrive and let the free market reign supreme. It’s all about restoring merit and respect for the individual as the foundation for economic success. No more handouts, no more participation trophies, just good old-fashioned hard work and determination.
Education reform is also on the agenda, as DeSantis aims to make it easier for working-class Americans to enter the workforce. Lower barriers, provide opportunities, and watch the economy soar to new heights. Oh, and let’s not forget securing our borders and enforcing our laws, because there’s no place for an unfair labor market in DeSantis’s America.
In a direct challenge to the Federal Reserve, DeSantis plans to rein in their unchecked power and bring much-needed transparency to our monetary system. No more mysterious moves behind closed doors, no more whimsical money printing – it’s time for accountability.
And let’s not forget about those naughty economic actors who love nothing more than a good bailout. DeSantis vows to hold them responsible and oppose any reckless and wasteful federal spending. It’s about time someone stood up for the hardworking taxpayers who foot the bill for these irresponsible actions.
Folks, this isn’t just another political slogan; it’s a battle cry. Governor Ron DeSantis is ready to lead the charge against Bidenomics and restore the economic prosperity that’s been smothered under a blanket of overzealous regulations. Will he succeed? Only time will tell, but one thing is for certain: DeSantis is not afraid to roll up his sleeves and fight for the American dream. So grab your grocery carts, tighten your belts, and get ready for a conservative revolution in the name of fiscal sanity.
