Staff Reports
In a shocking twist of events, an FBI agent by the name of Erika Jensen has finally come forth on Tuesday to confirm that Hunter Biden’s disputed laptop is, in fact, real and not some figment of everyone’s imagination. What a bombshell! This revelation means that all 51 of those “former intelligence officials” who brushed off the laptop as Russian propaganda in 2020 should probably reconsider their career choices because, let’s face it, they might have gotten this one wrong.
Let us not forget the glorious moment when Politico decided to swoop in and publish a letter signed by these officials right after the New York Post spilled the beans about the laptop and the murky world of the Biden family’s dealings. Of course, the Biden squad jumped on this letter like a trampoline, with Joe Biden himself name-dropping it during a presidential debate. The media and those tech giants over in Silicon Valley then played along, sweeping the laptop scandal under the rug faster than you can say “cover-up.”
Revoke the Security Clearance of Everyone Who Signed the Hunter Biden Laptop Letter Lying to the American People to Influence Electionhttps://t.co/mnlwnRTJQK
— Trump2024_no_matter_what (@TexasTrump2024) June 6, 2024
As if we needed more proof of fishy business, one of the signatories on that letter was none other than John Brennan, a former big-shot CIA director who already got the boot from the security clearance club back in 2018 for apparently spreading tall tales. Now, with this new info from the FBI, it’s crystal clear that the whole “Russian disinformation” saga was about as believable as a unicorn sighting.
So, what’s the right move here? Well, all 50 of the other folks who put their John Hancocks on that letter, many of them former CIA bigwigs themselves, should probably start updating their LinkedIn profiles because it’s highly unlikely they will be keeping their security clearances much longer. If they can’t tell fact from fiction when it’s staring them in the face, how can we trust them with our nation’s secrets? It’s like leaving the cookie jar unattended with Cookie Monster on the loose.
In conclusion, the moral of the story is: Don’t accuse others of crying wolf when there’s a laptop full of secrets staring you in the face. Oh, and a shoutout to Joel B. Pollak from Breitbart News for keeping us in the loop on all things scandalous. Want more juicy tidbits? Tune in to Breitbart News Sunday and catch Pollak dishing out the latest dirt. It’s like reality TV but with more facts and fewer catfights.
