Staff Reports
In a Hollywood-worthy twist of irony and drama, our liberal friends find themselves in quite the pickle over at Gold’s Gym in Los Angeles. You see, there was an incident where a black lesbian, Tish Hyman, was shown the exit door after she dared to question the liberal agenda. She found herself face-to-face with a trans woman in the women’s locker room, and she was not having it. Eyebrows were raised, words were exchanged, and just like that, she got the boot. Oh, the tangled web they weave!
Hyman, clearly baffled, spoke her mind on social media, and let me tell you, her story sent the internet into a tizzy. Gone viral is an understatement. Think meteor shower in the digital cosmos. She accused the gym of neglecting the concerns of multiple women about a man entering the space where, historically, men haven’t belonged. Decked out in leggings, the trans individual was clearly aiming to participate in what might be aptly described as the “Oppression Olympics.”
Now, of course, this didn’t sit well with the hierarchy of the intersectional gospel that the far left promotes. They had to choose sides, and it seems that this time, the black lesbian was outbid on the identity auction by the trans person. It’s hard being the referee when your rules are as slippery as a banana peel, isn’t it, progressives?
Adding to the plot’s absurdity and chutzpah, Tish highlighted that she’s not transphobic. She’s just asking for mutual respect and a consideration of feelings—a concept that apparently flew over the dreamland of equality and landed somewhere in “do-as-you’re-told-ville.” She put forth a rather sensible idea: separate restrooms. But of course, straightforward solutions rarely find favor in this age of hyper-complexity.
The kicker here is that despite the uproar from countless supporters of Tish on social media advocating for women’s safety and autonomy, Gold’s Gym remained silent, without a public defense of their decision. It seems, dear readers, that when you try to appease everyone, you end up pleasing no one. Irony is, indeed, alive and well.
In the end, the drama at Gold’s Gym is just one more feather in the cap of liberal logic’s never-ending parade. Tish Hyman and all the women like her who want their voices heard should spark another conversation without the bullying and belittling of voices that don’t fit neatly into a narrative. Ladies and gentlemen, the show goes on—lights, camera, and more political action!
