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Haley Dodges Debate, DeSantis Fights On: Iowa Showdown Chaos!

Hold on to your cowboy hats, folks! The Iowa Republican Caucus is just a month away, and things are already heating up in the world of politics. But there’s a juicy twist! The highly anticipated CNN debate, scheduled for January 10 at Drake University in Iowa, may not even take place. And who’s to blame for this potential catastrophe? None other than former South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley.

Now, hold your horses, because Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis has agreed to participate in the debate, but he’s not happy about Haley’s refusal to commit. Can you believe it? She’s leaving us hanging, folks! The debate is vital for DeSantis, who’s confident he’ll win the Iowa caucuses. But Haley seems to think she can dodge this showdown and call out former President Trump while she’s at it. Talk about a double whammy!

CNN, the host of this political extravaganza, has set some tough requirements for the candidates. They must poll at a whopping 10% or higher in three national or Iowa polls, with at least one from Iowa. That means our beloved former New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie and Vivek Ramaswamy can say goodbye to their hopes of even qualifying. Sorry, fellas, better luck next time!

According to RealClearPolitics, the man, the legend, the potential future president, Donald Trump, has an average of 50% support in Iowa. That’s right, 50%! But here’s the kicker: He’s not even participating in the debates. So, what’s going on here? Our conservative warrior, DeSantis, stands at a respectable 19.7%, while Haley lags behind with 15.7%. It’s clear as day who the real winner is, folks. It’s time to rally behind DeSantis and show Haley what we’re made of!

DeSantis himself has spoken up. The man understands the importance of engaging with the people. He knows that if you’re not willing to debate in Iowa on the eve of the caucus, it says a lot about your commitment to the voters. Take notes, Haley and Trump! DeSantis is ready to show up, answer questions, and prove why he’s the best candidate for the Republican Party. Can you say, “mic drop”?

The Iowa Republican Caucus is just around the corner, and this CNN debate has the potential to be the showdown of the century. Will Haley finally step up and face DeSantis head-on? Or will she continue to dance around the issues and avoid the tough questions? Only time will tell, my friends. But mark my words, a DeSantis victory in Iowa is on the horizon!

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