Staff Reports
In a week full of questionable decisions, it’s refreshing to see some good news for a change. The Cass County prosecutors have announced that no charges will be filed against the hero who put an armed robber in his place. Let’s all give a round of applause to this brave Good Samaritan!
Now, what makes this story truly remarkable is the fact that this crime-fighting vigilante managed to shoot the robber while balancing a six-pack of beer in his other hand. Talk about multitasking! This guy not only knows how to handle a firearm but also how to prioritize his beverages. A true American hero, if you ask me!
But don’t let the comical image of a beer-wielding defender distract you from the seriousness of the situation. This customer, who also possesses a valid Michigan Concealed Pistol License, saved not only his own life but also the life of the terrified clerk. Talk about a bang for your buck – or should I say, bang for your six-pack?
In Cass County, MI, a customer holding a six pack of beer shot an armed robber who was threatening a store clerk.
The county prosecutor says he is waiting for the police investigation to finish before deciding if he will criminally charge the customer: https://t.co/fEQAVRLG6R pic.twitter.com/mvtaJgntov
— Julio Rosas (@Julio_Rosas11) August 20, 2023
Now, skeptics might wonder if this do-gooder had any training or experience in apprehending criminals. Well, wonder no more, because it turns out this fine gentleman previously worked as a security guard. Clearly, his years of experience paid off, and we can all rest easy knowing that our grocery stores are protected by such skilled individuals.
After carefully examining witness statements and reviewing the security video footage, it was crystal clear to the prosecutors that charges were unwarranted in this case. It’s about time we see some common sense prevail! The robber got what was coming to him, and justice was served cold – just like that six-pack that our brave defender was carrying.
As for the suspect, Cordeleus Anthony Martin, he might have survived the encounter, but his legal troubles are far from over. He has been charged with armed robbery, assault with intent to rob while armed, felonious assault, and let’s not forget the cherry on top – habitual offender (fourth offense notice). Looks like this hardened criminal will finally face the consequences of his actions.
In a society where criminals often seem to have all the advantages, it’s a relief to witness a story where the good guys prevail. This heroic customer, armed with a license, a six-pack, and nerves of steel, has given us all a lesson in upholding the law. Let this be a reminder to all would-be criminals out there – don’t mess with a law-abiding citizen and his beer.
