Staff Reports
Hunter Biden’s legal troubles could now include a lengthy federal vacation following his recent conviction for illegal firearm possession and a deliciously ironic bout of lying on his gun purchase form. A man with a history in the spotlight of scandal and the son of President Joe Biden finds himself facing consequences as his family’s reputation seems to hinge solely on the antics of one man.
But his courtroom drama isn’t the only story enveloping Hunter; he’s also been getting a public scolding from the mother of his youngest child, who reveals that he has yet to meet his eight-year-old daughter in person. Lunden Roberts, the mother in question, recently expressed her dismay about Hunter effectively being an absentee father, turning the whole situation into a tragic comedy only Hollywood could dream of. Imagine the table setting at family gatherings. “Oh, we’ve got Grandpa Biden, but where’s Hunter?”
The goalposts have moved again.
It’s now Biden “has never done business with his son.”
To think Congress has dropped the ball and let Biden get away with it.pic.twitter.com/oOWwD0V32H
— Gunther Eagleman™ (@GuntherEagleman) August 14, 2024
Roberts shared with the media her grief about how the Biden clan is sidelining her daughter, Navy. While Hunter occasionally pops in via Zoom, he has statistically opted for a pretty solid no-show policy when it comes to physical visits. To add another twist to an already bizarre narrative, Roberts claimed that her daughter is a promising leader, determined and strong-willed—traits that might come in handy should she ever decide to launch an independent investigation into her father’s actions.
In a shocking turn of events that genuinely feels ripped from a tabloid, it was revealed that Hunter initially tried to sidestep his responsibilities. Not only did he refuse to pay child support, but his legal team also pitched a convoluted case arguing against Little Navy being allowed to use his last name. It seems “Biden” is a name that comes with its baggage—better keep the kids away from that one. If there were any less honor among this family, it would be a total disgrace.
In a moment of motherly concern, Roberts has publicly expressed her hope that her daughter steers clear of inheriting any of the notorious Biden addiction traits. Given Hunter’s past, it feels like every time the word “Biden” pops up, it comes with an asterisk for “substance struggles.” With this wild family history and the likelihood of future headlines packed with scandal, the prospects appear far brighter for the Navy’s future as a “strong-willed” girl than for her father’s effort to clean up his act. Here’s hoping she gets the strength to navigate life without the drama.
